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Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.

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Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex. -- Karl Marx

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For a good time, call 555-9484. Ask for Cathy.

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Yuck Foo.

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My sex life hasn't been so good; either fist or famine.

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How come if you're horny it's lust, but if she's horny it's affection?

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You are a tower of strength in the office, but only so-so in bed.

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Hackers know all the right MOVs.

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Ooops. Gotta run. My dog wants sex. Later.

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You are loved by the multitudes. Have you been to the clinic lately?

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Why, Good Morning! I'm the bluebird of fellatio!

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A hand in a bird is worth two on 'er bush.

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Confucious say: woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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A toast to the kisses you've snatched and vice-versa.

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Love comes in spurts. -- Devo, "Please Please"

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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand!

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Confucious say: man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.

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Confucious say: man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.

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There's many a slurp t'wixt the tip and the zip.

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Oral sex is like being attacked by a giant snail. -- Germaine Greer

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Vidi, vici, veni. (I saw, I conquered, I came.)

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Save a mouse, eat a pussy!

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The other night I was having sex, but the girl hung up on me.

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The plural of spouse is spice. -- R. A. Heinlein

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"Do you smoke after sex?" "Why, do you know, I've never looked!"

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When better women are made, computer programmers will make them.

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A midget had a date with a very tall girl. It was a quiff-hanger.

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Couples in motion have moments.

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Confucious say: man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.

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Don't look now -- your office mate is a pederast!!!

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It's the sighs that count.

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The harder they come, the more important it is to have an extra-firm mattress.

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Systems people do it with a small, but clean, interface.

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Programmers get overlaid.

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Pregnancy -- the worst sexually transmitted disease of them all.

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There's many a slurp t'wixt the tip and the zip.

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Whoever named it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy. -- Groucho Marx

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Sex is the poor man's opera. -- G. B. Shaw

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Every harlot was a virgin once. -- William Blake

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Physicists do it with charm.

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Painters do it with even strokes.

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Conserve energy -- make love more slowly.

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If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.

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Confucious say: man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.

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Writers do it between periods.

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Confucious say: man who suck nipples make clean breast of things.

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Confucious say: man who sleep in road wake up with run-down feeling.

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The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.

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Love is just for now ... herpes lasts forever.

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Meanwhile back at the oasis, the Ay-rabs wuz busy a-eatin' their dates!

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Dial 911. Make a cop come.

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Confucious say: woman who fly upside down in airplane have big crack up.

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Sixteen'll get you twenty.

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Sex is an emotion in motion. -- Mae West

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He was so ugly hookers used to tell him, "Not on the first date."

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Lawyers do it to everyone.

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Masturbation! The amazing availability of it! -- James Joyce

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That girl could suck the chrome off a bumper.

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A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.

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Ooooooh, nooooooo, not tonight!!

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