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"Do you smoke after sex?" "Why, do you know, I've never looked!"

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Distributed Systems people do it loosely coupled.

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Hackers know all the right MOVs.

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Dance is the vertical expression of a horizontal intention.

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Chastity is its own punishment.

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Confucious say: woman who bathe in vinegar have sour puss.

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For a gay time, call 555-9483. Ask for Brucie.

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Confucious say: man who suck nipples make clean breast of things.

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I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year. -- Rodney Dangerfield

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While not actually a sailor, I certainly enjoy getting blown ashore.

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Painters do it with even strokes.

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Women Unite! Make *___him* sleep in the wet spot tonight!

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A toast to the kisses you've snatched and vice-versa.

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Doin' it in the dark, down in Rock Creek Park.

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Confucious say: man with head up ass have shitty outlook on life.

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Confucious say: seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.

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Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. -- Garrison Keillor

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Geometry teaches us to bisex angels.

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An 11 is a 10 who doesn't have headaches.

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Some women achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust into them.

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Love is blind but desire doesn't give a good goddam. -- James Thurber

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Ma Bell runs a baudy house.

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Make war not sex. (It's safer.)

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Well, didja wake up grouchy or did you let her sleep?

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When better women are made, computer programmers will make them.

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Working here is like a pregnancy. After nine months you wish you hadn't come.

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"I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?"

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It is far better to sleep with an old hen than pullet.

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Confucious say: a smart man knows on which side his broad is better.

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Roses on your piano isn't nearly as good as tulips on your organ.

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Pregnancy -- the worst sexually transmitted disease of them all.

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Statisticians probably do it.

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Confucious say: man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new key.

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Dance is the vertical expression of a horizontal intention.

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It is far better to sleep with an old hen than pullet.

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Mathematicians do it in theory.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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The honeymoon is over when a quickie before dinner refers to a short drink.

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A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all. -- Thomas Hardy

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This system goes down more often than a two-dollar whore.

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69 + 69 = dinner for 4.

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Confucious say: fool man climb tree to get cherries; wise man spread limbs.

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If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it, don't buy it. -- Tommy Earl Bruner

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Bankers do it with interest (penalty for early withdrawal).

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"I'm not against women. Not often enough, anyway." -- NPR

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Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. -- Garrison Keillor

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The harder they come, the more important it is to have an extra-firm mattress.

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Roses on your piano isn't nearly as good as tulips on your organ.

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For a good time, call 555-9485. Ask for Michael.

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Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.

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If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.

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Nice computers don't go down.

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Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? -- Mae West

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"Do you smoke after sex?" "Why, do you know, I've never looked!"

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Reach out and fuck someone.

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"Breakfast sometime?" "Sure." "Shall I call you or just nudge you?"

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Moustache rides, 50 cents.

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"I'm not against women. Not often enough, anyway." -- NPR

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The penis mightier than the sword.

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The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.

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