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Meanwhile back at the oasis, the Ay-rabs wuz busy a-eatin' their dates!

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Hackers have kernel knowledge.

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The butcher, the baker, the candlestick make her, why can't I?

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Ouch! That felt good! -- Karen Gordon

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A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.

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Confucious say: woman's virginity like balloon, one prick and all gone.

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Programmers get overlaid.

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Chaste makes waste.

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That girl could suck the chrome off a bumper.

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Confucious say: squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.

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Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. -- Bo Diddley

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Ouch! That felt good! -- Karen Gordon

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I want a girl that can swallow my pride. -- Frank Zappa, "Jewish Princess"

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National Sex Week -- don't let your meat loaf.

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Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.

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While not actually a sailor, I certainly enjoy getting blown ashore.

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Confucious say: woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary.

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Confucious say: man who lay girl on hill, not on level.

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The butcher, the baker, the candlestick make her, why can't I?

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Statisticians do it with 95

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Lawyers do it to everyone.

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The REVERSE function works on the opposite SEXPR.

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Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen

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Lawyers do it to everyone.

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Sex is just one damp thing after another.

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Confucious say: man who beat off in car have hot rod.

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She called her parakeet Onan, because he spilled his seed. -- Dorothy Parker

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Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen

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The only people who make love all the time are liars. -- Louis Jordan

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The sex act is the funniest thing on the face of this earth. -- Diana Rigg

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There are a couple of things about her I greatly admire.

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Floppy now, hard later.

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Nybble me... Byte me... Unsigned long int me...

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A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.

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This time it's for love; next time it's $100.00.

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Love does not make the world go around, just up and down a bit.

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Don't look now, but your mother is having sex with a horse.

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Gentlemen prefer blondes, but who says blondes prefer gentlemen? -- Mae West

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Confucious say: a smart man knows on which side his broad is better.

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She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.

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Not everyone has a one-track mind. -- From a Bisexuality 101 talk

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My girlfriend's favorite erotic position is bending over my credit cards.

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It's not pretty being easy.

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Confucious say: squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.

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Every dog has its day, but the nights belong to the pussycats.

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Hackers have kernel knowledge.

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One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.

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Hackers know all the right MOVs.

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Confucious say: modern house without toilet uncanny.

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Assassins do it from behind.

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I wouldn't fuck her with your prick.

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Sex is like a bridge game -- If you have a good hand no partner is needed.

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The butcher, the baker, the candlestick make her, why can't I?

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Reach out and fuck someone.

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Once upon a girl there was a time...

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For a good time, call 555-9485. Ask for Michael.

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Gentlemen prefer blondes, but who says blondes prefer gentlemen? -- Mae West

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Vegetarians for oral sex -- "The only meat that's fit to eat"

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Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

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Distributed Systems people do it loosely coupled.

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