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Couples in motion have moments.

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Painters do it with even strokes.

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Reach out and fuck someone.

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Operators mount anything!

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Oh, baby, put two fingers here and one finger there and call me bitch.

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Floppy now, hard later.

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When Snow White turns on with the dwarfs she probably winds up feeling Dopey.

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When a girl admits she's had a checkered career, it's your move.

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Lawyers do it to everyone.

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Confucious say: woman who fly upside down in airplane have big crack up.

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Masturbation! The amazing availability of it! -- James Joyce

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One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.

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A midget had a date with a very tall girl. It was a quiff-hanger.

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If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.

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EE's do it without shorts.

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Don't look now, but your mother is having sex with a horse.

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The penis mightier than the sword.

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"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."

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Programmers do it bit by bit.

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He was so ugly hookers used to tell him, "Not on the first date."

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Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.

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Sixteen'll get you twenty.

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One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.

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Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.

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Politicians do it to everyone.

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That girl could suck the chrome off a bumper.

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Dial 911. Make a cop come.

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The plural of spouse is spice. -- R. A. Heinlein

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Every harlot was a virgin once. -- William Blake

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I want a girl that can swallow my pride. -- Frank Zappa, "Jewish Princess"

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Love is just for now ... herpes lasts forever.

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I think I'll snatch a kiss and flee. -- Shakespeare

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This system goes down more often than a two-dollar whore.

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Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.

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Sixteen'll get you twenty.

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If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it, don't buy it. -- Tommy Earl Bruner

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With a bushel of apples, you can have a hell of a time with the doctor's wife.

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Whoever named it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy. -- Groucho Marx

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When Snow White turns on with the dwarfs she probably winds up feeling Dopey.

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Hackers do it with bugs.

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Dance is the vertical expression of a horizontal intention.

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Programmers get overlaid.

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While not actually a sailor, I certainly enjoy getting blown ashore.

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Remember, when preparing a dish for bedtime, champagne is the best tenderizer.

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69 + 69 = dinner for 4.

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She was a farmer's daughter but she couldn't keep her calves together.

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Politicians do it to everyone.

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The penis mightier than the sword.

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Sex is what women have and men want.

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Do something big -- fuck a giant.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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You pedophiliac sodomizer of ducklings!!

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All I really want in life is a piece and some quiet.

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Some women achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust into them.

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There was something about her I liked, but I couldn't put my finger on it.

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Geometry teaches us to bisex angels.

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One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.

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Remember, when preparing a dish for bedtime, champagne is the best tenderizer.

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Love is blind but desire doesn't give a good goddam. -- James Thurber

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If sex is a pain in the ass, you may be doing it wrong.

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