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Hang gliders go down very slowly.

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Confucious say: man who streak unsuited for work.

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"I own my own body, but I share"

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Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. -- Mae West

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Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.

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Confucious say: man who sleep in road wake up with run-down feeling.

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Save a mouse, eat a pussy!

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Confucious say: man who beat off in car have hot rod.

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Statisticians do it with 95

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That's the most fun I've had without laughing. -- Woody Allen, on sex

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For a good time, call 555-9484. Ask for Cathy.

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69 + 69 = dinner for 4.

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Most women look for a man who is tall, dark and hung some.

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If sex is a pain in the ass, you may be doing it wrong.

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He was so ugly hookers used to tell him, "Not on the first date."

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Statisticians probably do it.

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Communists do it without class.

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The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.

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Some women achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust into them.

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Math is to physics like masturbation is to sex.

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Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.

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Most women look for a man who is tall, dark and hung some.

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If they can't take a joke, then fuck 'em. If they can, then fuck 'em.

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Let a Field Service Engineer put it in.

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For children, a woman. For pleasure, a boy. For sheer ecstasy, a melon.

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Marriage has driven more than one man to sex. -- Peter De Vries

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Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex. -- Karl Marx

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The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.

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Close the door, let me give you what you've been waiting for!!

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Confucious say: woman who ride bicycle peddle ass around town.

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Painters do it with even strokes.

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It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger.

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A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all. -- Thomas Hardy

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Confucious say: squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.

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Why, Good Morning! I'm the bluebird of fellatio!

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You pedophiliac sodomizer of ducklings!!

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A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all. -- Thomas Hardy

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Remember, when preparing a dish for bedtime, champagne is the best tenderizer.

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"Breakfast sometime?" "Sure." "Shall I call you or just nudge you?"

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I'd walk a mile for a Camel, two for a hump.

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Mathematicians do it in theory.

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Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.

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It's the sighs that count.

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One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.

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Confucious say: man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.

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Confucious say: man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.

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Vidi, vici, veni. (I saw, I conquered, I came.)

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That girl could suck the chrome off a bumper.

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Hang gliders go down very slowly.

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There is nothing as overrated as a bad lay, or as underrated as a great shit.

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Gentlemen prefer blondes, but who says blondes prefer gentlemen? -- Mae West

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Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved.

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Gardeners do it in raised beds.

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Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.

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Dance is the vertical expression of a horizontal intention.

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Vidi, vici, veni. (I saw, I conquered, I came.)

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Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.

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Many nice things suck.

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Most women look for a man who is tall, dark and hung some.

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It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger.

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