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Sex is what women have and men want.

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DIVE!!! DIVE!!! DIVE!!! UP PERISCOPE!!! (Ooops, sorry, wrong fantasy.)

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Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved.

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Never try to keep up with the Joneses; they might be newlyweds.

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Love does not make the world go around, just up and down a bit.

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Lawyers do it to everyone.

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Mathematicians take it to the limit.

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Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.

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Writers do it between periods.

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There was something about her I liked, but I couldn't put my finger on it.

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Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?

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Programmers get overlaid.

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The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.

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Persistence, like perspiration, is 99 percent of the fine art of love.

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Confucious say: woman who bathe in vinegar have sour puss.

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The plural of spouse is spice. -- R. A. Heinlein

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Nine out of ten men who preferred Camels have switched back to women.

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Brain on vacation, penis on autopilot.

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Nine out of ten men who preferred Camels have switched back to women.

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Mathematicians take it to the limit.

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Sex is the poor man's opera. -- G. B. Shaw

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How come if you're horny it's lust, but if she's horny it's affection?

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Dial 911. Make a cop come.

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For a good time, call 555-9484. Ask for Cathy.

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Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed

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Confucious say: man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.

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confidence.

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If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.

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Runners do it alone.

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Many nice things suck.

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I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year. -- Rodney Dangerfield

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Girls would never stay out late if guys didn't make them.

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People who live in glass houses should ball in the basement.

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Confucious say: seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. -- Lewis Grizzard

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Runners do it alone.

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Pregnancy begins with a single sell.

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Programmers do it until it goes down.

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She was only a mortician's daughter but anyone cadaver.

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Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. -- Bo Diddley

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There's many a slurp t'wixt the tip and the zip.

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A chiseler is a man who goes stag to a wife-swapping party.

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Love is just for now ... herpes lasts forever.

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This system goes down more often than a two-dollar whore.

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Sex is an emotion in motion. -- Mae West

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Masturbation is the thinking man's television. -- Christopher Hampton

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There are many ways to say "I love you", but fucking is the fastest.

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There is nothing as overrated as a bad lay, or as underrated as a great shit.

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Confucious say: man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.

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Roses on your piano isn't nearly as good as tulips on your organ.

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Sodomy is a pain in the ass.

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Do something big -- fuck a giant.

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You are loved by the multitudes. Have you been to the clinic lately?

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Many nice things suck.

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Her kisses left something to be desired: the rest of her.

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"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."

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Moustache rides, 50 cents.

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Confucious say: man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

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For a good time, call 555-9485. Ask for Michael.

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Ah spring, when a fancy young man lightly turns his lover over.

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