Jizz

MFW site - ooer

Ooer

mfw I think about you <3. (question inside)

ladybonersgw

MFW Zombie Apocalypse Edition

4chan

MFW I realize the guy who's been talking to me is actually flirting

TrollXChromosomes

MFW ron paul [le]terally became [f]ucken president this year [12]

Braveryjerk

MFW LAYING DOWN AFTER A SOLSTICE FEAST FIT FOR A FAGET

spacedicks

MFW I RAN OUT OF GREASE FAGETS

spacedicks

MFW I'm cleaning my Fleshlight.

shittyreactiongifs

MFW mental illness.

SpaceClop

MFW /r/FabulousFerds is bigger than /r/reportthetrolls which has been around for 4 years LOL upvote this so OP sees tho

FabulousFerds, Braveryjerk

mfw everyone who comments and uprons this post will receive reddit gold AND reddit silver. [Serious][niggardly deeds deserve niggardly rewards].

Braveryjerk

MFW I'm trying to stealth vape and have to hold in a dry hit.

vape_memes

Mfw the front page is completely composed of may may man.

circlejerk

MFW Someone tells me to yiff in hell [FF]

yiff, ploungeafterdark

MFW I'm finally home alone for the first time in 4 months

NSFWskyrim

MFW my roommate tells me "Girls just don't want a nice guy like me"

TrollXChromosomes

MFW samshills ask if my shitty moto g is a Sexus...

androidcirclejerk

MFW episode 44 and chapter 43 come out on the same day

StardustCrusaders

mfw I get downvoted by samshills for praising lord DuARTe

androidcirclejerk

MFW my dad likes and agrees with a Samsung ad

androidcirclejerk

MFW I drank an energy drink to study for an upcoming quiz and have done nothing but procrasturbate/browse NSFW subs for the past 2 hours

TrollXChromosomes

MFW my glorious Nexus 6 goes off during a meeting

androidcirclejerk

mfw ellen pao steps down and the popcorn tastes good

Braveryjerk

mfw i see bernie sanders fappening pics on my cakeday

Braveryjerk

MFW I throw for 358 yards and 3 TDs

Chargers

MFW The Blackfoot fail to take even a single Sioux city

civbattleroyale

Mfw the haunted house I work at asks if I can be a zombie. Why yes, zombie is my spirit animal! TWD inspired (nsfw slight gore....)

MakeupAddiction

mfw I see what an unmoderated, uninspired meat display r/lbgw has become.

ladybonersgw

mfw when an S5 user said she didn't buy an HTC because they were slow

androidcirclejerk

MFW waasome starts talking about his AK

weekendgunnit

mfw foreshadow

OnePiece

MFW I JACK ANOTHER KIDS HAPPY MEAL

HunterXHunter

MFW i see an Apple Pencil

androidcirclejerk

MFW when someone bitches about a 4 mana 7/7

hearthstonecirclejerk

MFW playing bloodsouls IV

berserklejerk

MFW I'm hearing about boosted droprate for Kuro FN, including GPU books...

OnePieceTC

MFW I look at my Sub

Animemes

mfw i dont know how to make a secure backend for my shitty game's shitty in-game storefront so i just use a rootkit instead

Kappa

MFW when they've caught the 15 guys who robbed Kim at gunpoint

KimKardashianPics

MFW I hug a youngling from behind ...

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW I create a suicide prevention project and it doesn't go as planned.

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW I summon Nero

Saber

MFW watching Black Hawk Down

weekendgunnit

MFW someone says white people have no culture

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW I have new messages but its just you fucking shitheads.

FuckYou

MFW I stumble upon a nsfw post while fasting

Izlam

mfw Europe is being invaded by 3rd worlders and in 50 years it will just be another dusty shithole for us to bomb and exploit

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW I post to transpassing and half the responses are from obvious chasers with slurs in their users

traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

Mfw when I send cropped yiff to my vocab teacher [MM] (Xnirox)

gfur, DragonsFuckingDragons

MFW The new video of hers is gonna cost over $300......

Snuggle_Punk

MFW people are posting Jenya again

Jenya_D

mfw i notice ur bulge UwU

RealAhegao, Ahegao_IRL

MFW someone I want to fuck says "If I was gay I'd totally fuck you."

traps, AvaShade

mfw @KiaraEdwardsxo whips my titty out ??? (From Twitter)

messyjessie58

Mfw you've filled me with cum ?? Who wants to fill me first? ?

GoneWildPlus

mfw bald Martin gets his willy out at the dinner table

MorgzMumNSFW

MFW I realise that just because we're bored of this pandemic, doesn't mean the virus ever gets bored of us. Stay safe people ?

ladybonersgw

MFW my asshole got fingered

Kappachino, rule34

mfw the sub is back

TF2Pyro

Mfw I get caught gooning to Goddess Tay and they laugh instead of joining in

WorshipTaylorSwift, GOONED, u_sekgold0