Jizz

mfw I'm a straight male and I found this subreddit

dykesgonewild

MFW I AM NOT DEPORTED AND CAN'T AFFORD LE IPHONE 5.

Braveryjerk

MFW BARK OPAWMA PRASDUNT

Braveryjerk

MFW all my purchases this month

mylittleandysonic1

MFW I HEARD JOEYS MIXTAPE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hiphopcirclejerk

MFW Le Frontpage Material, M'Ladies

Braveryjerk

MFW i gettted upronerd

Braveryjerk

mfw a monitor goes faulty again when it already took months to get a replacement for the last fault

mylittleandysonic1

mfw braveryjerk is brave again

Braveryjerk

mfw you don't upron le beans

Braveryjerk

MFW I left a drop of water in my tank on accident after cleaning it and hit it.

vape_memes

mfw i become new bj modulator

Braveryjerk

MFW I've had a good month at work.

weakfags

MFW Skam castrates RDCF with her teeth and makes him miss a 300kg deadlift.

weakfags

MFW "u r so meaaan blargy"

weakfags

MFW I added 5kg/10lbs to my deadlift max in a week but forgot to film myself.

Weakpots

MFW I've had it coming out both ends all night, after an awesome Christmas Day.

Weakpots

MFW I come back to BJ and this isn't the top post of all time

Braveryjerk

Mfw my ama doesn't git stickied

mylittleandysonic1

mfw i just bet gaping vagdragun

shittydarksouls

mfw defeating bludbourne ultimatum boss

shittydarksouls

mfw I get a job

circlejerkaustralia

MFW Seven days

ElectricForest

MFW when I go to the main sub

rpdrcirclejerk

mfw vechz wins uhc

mindcrackcirclejerk

mfw im a c9 fan and watching game 1 of c9 vs secret

dota2circlejerk

MFW I catch up with the weekend drama from /r/gaybros, /r/askgaybros and /r/gaybroscirclejerk

gaybroscirclejerk

MFW I'm the only one who likes Bretons at /r/teslore

shittyTESlore

mfw I'm fourth place in the bone karma contest

MaymayZone

MFW I ship a .10¢ rebuy

pokercirclejerk

Mfw that reveal!

starwarsmemes

MFW in an intense state of self-loathing.

Weakpots

MFW injured and bored and not enough shitposts in Weakpots

Weakpots

MFW a player hits a PAPA SLAM and the broadcasters call it a 'grand' slam.

baseballcirclejerk

MFW I see Starlight Glimmer in the New Promo.

MLPLounge, mylittlepony

mfw i realize my country is dying before my eyes

metacanada

MFW I play scout in mvm xDD

tf2shitposterclub

mfw I'm scheming up some dank memes

DoritoHair

MFW no dorito hair for two weeks

DoritoHair

mfw 1.17 million pussy hats (knitted by Hillary supporters all across America) failed to stump the inauguration

The_Donald

Mfw I get [f]ree rejects from work! XD

Mouthsgonemild

MFW my four day weekend starts now

mylittleandysonic1

mfw a Falangist implies the 'red terror' was a bad thing

COMPLETEANARCHY

MFW I have to get dressed up and go out to do big girl things... when all I really want is to curl up and be little ??

littlespace

MFW I'm exposed as a giant profiteering phony.

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW waiting for the BTC to rise in time to make it for the vendor's 2PM cutoff

DNMUK

mfw scrolling through my imgur

fitnesscirclejerk

MFW we don't do handgun training for another 2 weeks

ProtectAndShitpost

MFW someone's about to come into my station

rupaulsdragrace

MFW When people say to me that Soraka has a dick

u_NarshaBestWaifu

MFW I'm at firearms training and it's a literal mudpit from the rain.

ProtectAndShitpost

MFW a straight masc top walks into the room

gaybroscirclejerk

MFW I get home from a long day of work, turn on Ice's stream to relax and see him giving my fiancee shots

Ice_Poseidon

MFW I read your comments on my pics

GoneWildCD

MFW Admiring My Own Tits

AssAndTits

MFW when i time out with the lead in the middle of my opponent's CA

StreetFighter

MFW my dick WAS away. It was in a BOX!

jakeandamir

Mfw you've filled me with cum ?? Who wants to fill me first? ?

chubby

mfw I visited this sub

worldpolitics

Mfw my old rich husband dies unexpectedly ??

chubbyasians