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MFW YOU DON't UPRON>> (WARNING: Comic Sans)

Braveryjerk

MFW a post about Our Holy Ferd made it to the front page.

FabulousFerds

mfw /r/braveryjerk wasn't made a default subreddit

Braveryjerk

MFW my boyfriend's like "are you trying to seduce me?" [NSFW]

TrollXChromosomes

MFW downronners

Braveryjerk

MFW I try and convince my man to let me go near his butt

TrollXChromosomes

MFW I realize my breasts are ACTUALLY big enough now to give a tit-job, a long standing fetish of mine that my SO enjoys

TrollXChromosomes

MFW My already ample boyfriend decides to implement a cockring. [NSFW]

TrollXChromosomes

Mfw reading chapters lately

bleach

MFW only one week until best fight

StardustCrusaders

MFW I have to explain atheism

justneckbeardthings

MFW the votes were being read (NSFW?)

survivor

Mfw I get a boner on the toilet

MassiveCock

MFW Dev preview about to drop

androidcirclejerk

MFW my Nexus touches my skin

androidcirclejerk

MFW I have no connect and I'm browsing this sub

opiates

mfw the seatbelt clicks

circlejerk

MFW I check the time and it's 5:20

androidcirclejerk

MFW my shitpost, out of all the others, was deleted

JonTron

MFW her cock is bigger than mine

Pegging

MFW I'm innawoods hunting

weekendgunnit

MFW I'm excited to have a fast 2k but not excited to actually have to do the 2k.

Rowing

MFW when NL starts Dark Souls 3 early

NLSSCircleJerk

MFW when Chaim picks up the quarter that I saw first on the ground

ImGoingToHellForThis

mfw i go get the thermal drill

Animemes

MFW Steven says I'm Best Gem.

stevenuniverse

MFW Trump is gonna be my last president

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW AN IMPOSTER WANTS TO DOWNVOTE ME IN OUR SUB OR ON IMGUR!!!!

THE_PACK

MFW someone tries to defend worst-mm

weekendgunnit

MFW 13 Original Spices

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW I see no Marisa posts on this sub after searching "Touhou"

pouts

MFW I have a condition that makes me mistake animals for watermelon

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW everyone on Facebook is saying you shouldn’t own 9 guns

weekendgunnit

MFW Platinum Rule Compliance

weekendgunnit

MFW you don’t PM me something after you upvote my posts

ladybonersgw

MFW making peepaw's soup recipe

weekendgunnit

MFW UltraFags turn my favorite retard community into a gritty dindu-riddled NSFW jailbat sub

weekendgunnit

MFW I'm already in bed and recall I forgot to take the dog out

notgayporn

MFW my owner orders a 10.5" AR barrel but only has rifle lowers

weekendgunnit

MFW I'm gonna have to unwrap and rewrap my legs because I forgot to take off my glasses before going to bed

notgayporn

MFW I'm Avicii

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW I leave this sub and become a fashion designer

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW it's Zero Twosday and i have nothing original to contribute

DarlingInTheFranxx

MFW touching genitals instantly turns me off but progesterone has turned me into the biggest cock slut imaginable.

traaNSFW

Mfw everyone’s complaining about the new SCP-106 pic but hasn’t said anything about the new SCP-106 victim pic

DankMemesFromSite19

mfw i submit to my true love (which apparently, when i comes down to it, is pizza.)

traaNSFW

Mfw I put on my new breast forms for the first time

traaNSFW

MFW people are "shocked" that known gang member Nipsy Hu$$le of the Crips was shot

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW mistress (who I requested be incharge of me) says I can't post nudes without her

traaNSFW

MFW after months and months... and months of absolutely nothing interesting a girl this busty posts something you can fap to!

burstingout, Stacked

MFW I've given my last fucks - In the weeks after hooking up with a cis woman for the 1st time in a what's felt like forever I've realized I still really like fucking as a man and being appreciated as one. I needed that clarity and as such I'm proudly emb

traaNSFW

Mfw I wake up to his hard cock sliding down my throat

FaceFuck, jobuds, u_langhosta

mfw trying to get laid

traaNSFW

MFW I finally fit my whole fist inside me. I didn't cum from it but holy fuck it felt amazing!

traaNSFW

Mfw you use me to completely satisfy your needs [F23] [OC]

cumsluts, VerticalGifs

Mfw he doesn't wanna cuddle

traps

Mfw I remember how much I love men

Sissies

MFW they call Michigan for Biden when polls close.

Enough_Sanders_Spam

MFW reading your filthy pms

gonewildcolor

Mfw I see Project Wingman gameplay but I have a computer that can barely run minecraft

acecombat