Jizz

MFW - Miranda turns around

asseffect

MFW I was born

reactiongifs, gifs

MFW someone says, "calm your tits!"

reactiongifs

MFW my girlfriend brought a dildo into the bedroom then told me it wasn't for her. [NSFW]

reactiongifs

mfw mods go the doctor.

Braveryjerk

MFW This subreddit is going to Doggs. If you don't upvote this to the front page you are a snatch.

Braveryjerk

MFW my new Hitachi Magic Wand gives me the first literally screaming orgasm of my life (Doctor Who season 6 spoiler)

TrollXChromosomes

MFW I click a NSFW link expecting porn and I get spoilers for an show I haven't caught up on yet

reactiongifs

MFW people dont upron my maymays to the front page

Braveryjerk

MFW TIL today is 12/12 and not 12/12

circlejerk

MFW WEN I SMEL GARLIC

Ooer

Mfw my moms boyfriend asks me what phone to buy

androidcirclejerk

MFW my uncle thought my Sexus 9 was an iPad

androidcirclejerk

mfw link posts ayy

circlejerk

MFW a man clicks his tongue at me in the street, walks too close to me and I'm all outta spoons.

TrollXChromosomes

MFW I tell myself "just one more orgasm" three times...

GoneMild

MFW I see a downie in the McDonalds I applied and got refused for

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW my date makes me prove how big I am.

GaybrosGoneWild

Mfw I'm ruining the gaming industry

Gamingcirclejerk

MFW no bombs or trucks were involved in today's Würzburg attacks

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW my significant otter says we should incorporate food into our lovemaking.

TrollXChromosomes

MFW Alaska says Rolaskatox had no influence on her decision

rupaulsdragrace

MFW a girl says she only dates "White Guys"

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW those women i raped are in the room.

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW fucking my ass :P

PetiteGoneWild

MFW I'm in bed with a guy but I only did it because of that delicious lobster bisque

TrollXChromosomes

MFW when someone likes Failout 4

Gamingcirclejerk

MFW I'm Arrested for Boning my Students

ImGoingToHellForThis

Mfw when the "newbie" snipes my get with a 0s reply {:'0 [shocking]

ledootgeneration

MFW I explain why freedom is non-negotiable

weekendgunnit

MFW I get temporarily banned from Xbox for calling someone a "fudd"

weekendgunnit

MFW the ATF finally comes for pupper

weekendgunnit

MFW I learn that it's Vet'ranz day, WG Purge day, AND the Independence Day for Rhodesia [NSFW]

weekendgunnit

MFW being outed as as a sexual predator in 1981 when I'm already a known perv

ImGoingToHellForThis

Mfw I eventually hilt this thing

BadDragon

MFW ATF finds out I have assault gats [OC-ish plz no step]

weekendgunnit

Mfw I'm waiting

adorableporn

MFW I try to capture a Absol

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW I See Mass Effect Andromeh Faces

Gamingcirclejerk

mfw I see the subs jump from 9203 to 9883 overnight

wholesomehentai

MFW I'm about to go beat the crap out o[f] my poor sub. Wish him luck! ;)

femdomgonewild

MFW I'm laying in bed while feeling submissive and feminine

traaNSFW

MFW I see a massive spider on the floor (from the spider's POV).

notgayporn, u_bothholesuesful

MFW my enby bf is about to fuck me

traaNSFW

MFW my ADHD keeps distracting me while I'm fapping and then my HRT keeps making me start at the beginning again and again in a vicious cycle:

traaNSFW

MFW I finally get past the flare on my biggest toy

traaNSFW

MFW I just used my newly purchased vibrator for the first time and reached the most intense orgasm I've ever had in my life

traaNSFW

MFW I'm a horny transbian but also a useless virgin and I brush hands with a cute trans girl

traaNSFW

MFW when I came from a vibrator the first time

traaNSFW

mfw I finally get it as rough as I like [m][f]

GWCouples, u_whiskey_slumbers

mfw I just used two toys while on viagra and had my first real true *good* orgasm

traaNSFW

MFW reading these posts and wishing I could relate and get fucked but I look like a gross ugly boy and will probably only ever look like a twink

traaNSFW

MFW I just got my first female orgasm!

traaNSFW

MFW I finally work up the courage to find a super hot domme and the first thing she does is make sure I belong to her and it makes me super horny.

traaNSFW

Mfw you use me to completely satis[f]y your needs

gonewild, VerticalGifs

MFW Baumgartner Restoration posts a new video

berpl, RealAhegao

mfw people out here still posting loli

wholesomehentai

MFW I'm bald and she keep succin'

NLSSCircleJerk

Mfw any man looks at me

Presenting

MFW my husband comes home

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