Jizz

Lazer Bewbs [NSFW]

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If I could just remember to change the battery...

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Its not the first time its happened either..

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MRW I know I look hot.

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PMS munchies

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My crush likes me back!

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He broke out in laughter from it so I don't feel as bad...just gross

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Was looking for unique Halloween ideas when I came across this... I have no words.

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My married sex life, expressed through a Venn diagram and set theory. [NSFW text]

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No shave whenever or shave whenever

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I'm supposed to be writing a paper but instead I've just been doing this for the past 10 minutes (mildly NSFW)

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How to "encourage" your husband to finally wash his car.

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Was trying to take a cute selfie when....[NSFW]

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This is my Sunday night. Bob's Burgers is on in the background.

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MFW my new Hitachi Magic Wand gives me the first literally screaming orgasm of my life (Doctor Who season 6 spoiler)

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When my husband wants me to dance all sexy-like for him.

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MFW I try and convince my man to let me go near his butt

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MRW My ex (who I've been ignoring for months) snapchats me an old NSFW photo of us.

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As a trans woman receiving one of those 'obligatory' disgusting PMs after commenting in TwoX earlier in the day... [vaguely NSFW]

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MFW My already ample boyfriend decides to implement a cockring. [NSFW]

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[NSFW] Challenge Accepted!

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We've all been there...(kinda NSFW?)

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Sending "naughty" pictures to my boyfriend. Pseudo [NSFW]

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I made a terrible Paint drawing of what I see on Day 4 of my period.

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Gravity is a bitch

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[NSFW] I have been wanting some real kinky, tie me down, pull my hair, and make me submissive sex recently, and have been trying to slowly ease my fairly vanilla SO into the world of bondage. MRW he tells me anything he thinks is "kinky" (attempt two beca

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My dildo has a smiley face.

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[NSFW] I could live with that

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When I bake a cake for no reason and plan to eat it all myself while gaming. [Slightly NSFW]

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[nsfw] My bf sent me this...I think this is how he sees me

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I said yes! (NSFW)

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So this is the reputation I have earned among my friends... [sorry for phone quality]

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Having Big Boobs

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Not sure where else to post this, but half of the time when I try to take nudey pics, this smug little turd joins in on the party. Showing off my pussy I guess? (no actual nudity) [NSFW]

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My boyfriend sent me a photo this morning tell me it reminded him of me and I thought everyone could appreciate it. [Possibly NSFW, butts]

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Ha ha, this woman knows how to find loopholes!

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Today's Tinder adventure brought to you by the letter C [nsfw]

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M(actual)RW the boyfriend tries to initiate sexy talk but I have better things to do.

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Ladies, I work for a major tech company filled with brilliant minds, so I thought we were above this bs... (NSFW)

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MRW I find out my husband got drunk at a party and posted pics of a girls butt on Facebook.

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MRW people are jerks.

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Trolls! I got the staples from my surgery removed yesterday! (Kinda gross/possibly nsfl)

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Do some people really not understand that vaginas actually might not all look the same? [NSFW]

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I feel you, midieval bro

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Troll Reviewer After My Own Heart!

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I resigned from my job last week. My manager tried to shame me about it with "Quitters don't win". But I think I'm winning at being at (temporarily) unemployed. [NSFW]

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Wore a romper to a party for the first and last time this weekend

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Trolls this is the Lazy River attraction at the water park I'm at as seen with Pokémon Go

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I came across this penis and I just had to dress him up. I thought you ladies would appreciate my beautiful art

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[NSFW] "Stylus"

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Parents

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I got a new lipstick today!! Do you think it's too suggestive?

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Too much? It made me laugh but maybe that's because I'm crazy

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[NSFW] A sticker I came in across my small town in Germany. It reads "against patriarchy and penis fixation!" Thought you might like.

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When you are bored at the gyno

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My husband is on a trip, I miss him and asked for a dick pic. The troll and engineer in him obliged

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[nsfw] I want one so bad, not sure when i'd get to wear it out though

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Made this shirt for when I get mad at the world

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Ngl, the roads around my province are that bad.

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