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a lovely timeless classic, dedicated to the ladies [xpost from ForeverAlone]

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...and I am never going back. They'll have to cut me out... [NSFW]-ish.

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I learned this the hard way last night...

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Every time I wear a new push-up bra for the first time (slightly NSFW)

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Gotta stay fresh

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Disney PRINCES re-imagined... into beefcakes in speedos! I feel dirty just looking at this! [maybe NSFW] Dirty in a good way!

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One of my friends in my new(ish) town called me her best friend and asked me to be her Matron of Honor

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Getting ready for my bf to leave town for 3 months. Clean, charged and ready to go.

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I'm in a ridiculous dry spell. MFW I am in the proximity of available dick.

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[OC] Mexican dinner followed by sexytimes

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MRW my boyfriend hits the right spot.

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A response to "women are mental-terrorists." [NSFW]

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My husband is out of town, so this is my Friday night. It's awesome!

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YOU GUYS NEW NUDES, I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO PICK

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Everytime i try to eat a snack when lying on the sofa... (Slightly-NSFW)

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I've been stuck in bed with the flu for a week. This will be me before I see my boyfriend tomorrow.

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[NSFW] I'm quite self-conscious about my cellulite; this painting reminds me that cellulite isn't inherently disgusting at all, and certainly nothing to be ashamed of.

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Ladies, I did a SFX makeup to depict how I wish I could alleviate my migraine pain & I know some of you can relate (NSFW)

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justgirlythings (NSFW)

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HIFW my SO's reaction to my being annoyed at starting my period early is, "I have red sheets babe, come to bed, and let's cuddle n f*ck." [NSFW]

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RE: "MRW when guys constantly tell me 'Don't get TOO buff. Guys don't find that attractive'" Here's what /r/ProgressPics' 50lbs lost from "just weighlifting" looks like, nice work! NSFW

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MB(oyfriends)RW me and my friend are discussing the hoey shit we did before getting into LTR's. [NSFW]

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It's not a vagina. Thought you all would appreciate this.

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Watching porn as a straight woman like

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Spotted a Troll in the wild... which one of you is this?!

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Well this looks perfect for Christmas/holiday sweater parties.

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HIFW I see a post marked NSFW and I'm at work and I still really want to click on it.

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MRW the guy at McDonald's keeps asking if I'm sure that I want the boys happy meal. Give me my pokemon, now.

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[mildly NSFW] I'm glad I don't have a penis because i would do things like this

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Severe Depression: When your family tells you to "just snap out of it".

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Just got new panties for my birthday HIF

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Saw this on lowcostcosplay, thought of you guys

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[NSFW] How you know you've found a keeper/my relationship goal.

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MRW I'm in a public place browsing Reddit, which of course has some NSFW content, and a random child is watching over my shoulder.

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MRW a casual acquaintance says women should "get over" sexual harassment and take the [unwanted] male interest as a compliment...

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Fly away with me trolls

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All you Trolls deserve to love yourselves ❤️

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MRW the bf wants to try something new in bed [NSFW]

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When he asks for nudes

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A guy friend snapchatted me asking to help him get off. Thought you'd appreciate how I responded.

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Legit how I entertain myself when I'm bored/alone...

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Expectations vs. Reality

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I know a few of these types of men

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Real talk now... ?

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My friend might be one of us

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Good ole oglaf

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SO shipped off to work at a satellite site for over a month. I'm officially a work widow. A horny, pervy work widow.

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[NSFW] SURPRISE

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What tinder is like for women

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How's it going ladies?

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A daydream for my ladies who will be talked down to and talked over by men at work today

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"911? I'd like to report an attempted murder..."

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