Jizz

My favorite birthday gift

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HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! [NSFW]

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Every damned time. (shower rage, slightly NSFW)

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If I could've done it myself, I would have. Don't offer to do it FOR me (NSFW language)

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My new boyfriend asked me to let my bush grow in

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This bin is where I keep my gum stash. Recently my gum has been disappearing. I ask them if they stole any, they say no, and being the only girl in the house... they'll learn not to steal my gum. (Don't worry, it's not real. Except for the hair from my br

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That was my first thought as well (NSFW)

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Hey shark week

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That gushing wake up call

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(NSFW) VICTORY!!

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HIFW I've got period boobs and my boyfriend comes in from the cold to warm up his hands.

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I'm ovulating and we're ttc, so today after a reeeaallly long day I came home to a hot bath in candlelight, dinner cooking on the stove and lots and lots of wine. This is me right now. (I have the best SO)

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My boyfriend's response: "now we both have a dick in our pants!" [NSFW]

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MFW I realize my breasts are ACTUALLY big enough now to give a tit-job, a long standing fetish of mine that my SO enjoys

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My long distance SO is coming back home in almost three weeks.

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MRW rent is due.

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Sometimes I forget that there is literally a cheerful topless troll lady statue in my bathroom. [NSFW]

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My sister sent me this selfie. Apparently my condom stash has been breached (NSFW)

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When my SIL tells me she's breast feeding

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#justgirlythings - when your nacho toppings fall off the chip but your sports bra saves them NSFW

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Masturbation achievement unlocked. NSFW

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Happy Friday TrollX!

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[NSFW] I have either just been horribly disrespectful of all you ladies or bestowed upon you my highest honours. My pussy has no regrets and my brain is undecided.

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Making Filthy Brownies and my apartment smells incredible. This will be me as soon as those bad boys come out of the oven. (A bit NSFW)

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Boobly Eyes (x-post from r/tumblr) trying to figure out which one of you this was... (Also, mayhaps NSFW?)

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MRW my fiancé and I finally have our OWN PLACE TO OURSELVES WITH NO ROOMIES! [NSFW]

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me IRL [possibly NSFW]

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[NSFW]? So much yes in one post!

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Thongs are a pain in the ass (literally)

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TROLLS... In a fit of outrageous horniness I used a cucumber and came til kingdom come.

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I sent this to my mom today. Her response: "Where do I sign up?" (Mild nsfw)

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I made a #justgirlythings

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My plans for Valentine's Day

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So my friend got a random text from a stranger...[NSFW]

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HIF when I trim my pubes

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I just had 3 orgasms from 1 PIV sex session (yissssss) [NSFW]

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I get packages shipped to my parents' house because it's hard to ship to my apartment, everyone there except my brother is super conservative

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[NSFW] I thought I knew what satisfaction was - then I had a Magnum

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Goals! (NSFW)

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Remember my BF who tried to sext me? Now he's tried a booty call.

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I know for a fact yall would like this.

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Thought my fellow trolls would enjoy these felt Christmas ornaments I made today (NSFW)

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HIFW I'm asked to do a bunch of crazy stuff I've never done before at my job, but somehow I'm makin' it work.

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Being realistic

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HIFW I've been moisturizing every day for the last month. Fuck you cold, dry weather. My skin feels great!

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Bodyform are apparently super uncomfortable with the words VAGINA and VULVA so they've used the phrase "V-Zone" on their packaging. I fixed mine so it was less offensive.

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When shit gets real dark, but then the tongue game saves the day! ?

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Trolling Grandma vs Online Yard Sale

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Went to a dirty Christmas party and wanted to avoid the usual cookies (Nsfw kinda but it's food, c'mon)

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Mmm tacos!

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For the times when your hands are occupied but wine is necessary to function

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That's one way to describe it

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shit happens

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Unsolicited dick pics will be met with varying degrees of mockery (censored but probably still NSFW)

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Socially distanced dating [NSFW]

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impale your left wrist or gi tract ?

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If Only They Knew

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