Jizz

The Onion, did you really think people wouldn't find this at least mildly objectionable? (NSFW)

reddit.com

Sarah's sister thinking an Onion News article on my wall is real. Dreams Complete!

grahamhouse

Now that's some onion booty

SexyButts

The Onion, meet 1960's French satire.

funny, WTF

In light of the Citizens United ruling, I present The Onion desk calendar for today.

politics, TTAMF

Since this image is being purged from reddit I thought I'd try to keep it alive (Onion).

pics

The Onion Understands

atheism

The Onion

funny

YES! the onion.I do whatever i want

firstworldanarchists

MM Onions>songs about shrek

Notgivingafox

Maestri pasta with broccoli, smoked salmon, and an onion-romano-caper topping.

drunkencookery

Facebook paid off for me today. This photo has layers, like an onion.

funny

Yet another accurate prediction from The Onion [NSFW]

funny

The Onion pissed off Subway...

IGTHFT_HAM, ImGoingToHellForThis

Feels like someone is always cutting onions around me when I read this... badassery at it's finest! (Black Science #4)

comicbooks

MGF Girl Rile420 has an onion ass. It brings a tear to my eye every time I see it.

ass

Don't forget the ONION

pics

In the new intro, when Connie is walking away, Onion pops up above the Big Donut

stevenuniverse

A True GREEN Onion

logsgreenonion

The perfect Greek Salad recipe: Cherry tomatoes, feta cheese, red onion, cucumber, green pepper, black olives, oregano, salt and pepper to taste. (Extra cucumber up the ass optional)

Sissies

I should be chopping onions...

cock

I HAVE TERMINAL BRAINPreheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Melt butter in a skillet over medium-low heat, and cook the onion, celery, and carrots until the celery and carrots are tender, about 15 minutes, stirring occasionally. Stir in peas, pars

TGTWTOG

All this little girl wants for xmas is cards , REDDIT Time to mobilize. NSFL link in comments BEWARE some F#@KER is chopping onions

pics

Perfect example of an onion butt

RealGirls, randomsexiness, Gonewilds_Secret, GonewildPlug

Eve: Do you like my pretty face~? (Dead onions make things difficult)

TBoIRule34, FearMe, ImaginaryMonsterGirls, SmutBuddy

Peeling Onions

ovensluts

Funions yeah. ONIONS? Mmmm not so much.

OhNoDadWentWild

This moron bought an onion and didn’t burn it immediately.

onionhate

You know its love when he stirs your mixture, even though he can smell the onions and hear them crunching.

onionhate

MERK WEZERSKI HAS ARRIVED TO PICKLE YOUR ONIONS

TheOrangeArmyHQ

“Though I am bad, I did give away an onion .” —Grushenka

SexyFrex

/u/thinrwazhere Got no onions on his BBQ sandwich

onionhate

Not mentioned in the title, and post not marked NSFW... Almost as bad as when restaurants add onions without it being in the ingredients list

onionhate

Who’s cutting onions?

mimeticry

Sleep deprived, mini food coma (ate a shit ton of bbq onion ring burgers), and it’s cold as fuck outside. Happy tuesday?

u_laceyisanerd

Not the Onion.

The_Donald

Amateur Onion Ass

tushie

Got a cheap burrito today, not only did it have shitty mustard in it but half way down there was a hidden cache of onions

onionhate

Hate when I get onions like this

trypophobia

Cheeseburger with cheddar aoli, homemade pickles, caramelized onions, & bacon with a side of fries

u_lalabearie

Making French onion soup and the peppercorns sunk into the Parmesan rind I used

trypophobia

Week 7: Braising - Stout-braised beef and onions with mashed potatoes and garlic green beans

52weeksofcooking

Super saiyan onion. That is all

worldpolitics

Mmmmmm juicy onion

Pareidolia

oh jesus christ - Flower onion cutter - (sorry)

onionhate

Chocolate and onion

Hololewd

Our cute little onion being sexy

ecchi

Did you know that onions don't deserve human rights?

pussy