Jizz

The Onion's amazing prediction from 1996 (slightly NSFW)

funny

The Onion posted a cartoon of Moses, Jesus, Ganesh and Buddha having an orgy on a bed of clouds. Facebook took it down 14 minutes later.

religion

I'd eat onions out of that booty

girlsinyogapants

First you chop ze onions, zen you kill ze Jew, zen you chop ze zucchini......

titler

Steak, Jalapenos, Cheddar cheese, tomatoes and onion quesdilla

drunkencookery

Fries, ground beef, nacho cheese, onions. I'm going to regret this.

drunkencookery

Pesto pasta with garlic, onions, and squash.

drunkencookery

there were onion in sock not garlic pls help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooer

Contest entry: Starter - Bugles piped with Easy Cheese and dusted with black pepper and cayenne pepper. Main - Shit on a rice paddy. Creamed chipped beef made with dried beef, canned milk, canned onions, canned mushrooms and canned roasted red pepper on r

drunkencookery

Beer battered Tilapia and onion rings

drunkencookery

Sweet Onion Booty

nsfw, OnionBooties

It was going to be super fucking cold here this weekend, so I made French onion soup before going to the bar on Friday. It's gone now. And it's currently still -20F. :(

drunkencookery

Lion is in stevens phonebook, onion, and mayor dewey!?

stevenuniverse

French Onion Chicken Thighs

drunkencookery

Steak Sandwich with caramelized onions, homemade aoli on toasted Acme bread

drunkencookery

[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure SPOILERS] Onion is DIO confirmed

stevenuniverse, StardustCrusaders

What we all thought that VHS tape would say [Onion Friend Spoilers]

stevenuniverse

At least now we know why Onion steals coins.

stevenuniverse

sack of green onions can not countain his aspergirs

bigbangcomics

A perfect monstrosity to accompany Thursday morning beers. Some type of crust stuffed with pulled pork, hashbrowns, caramelized onions, pico de galo, pasta sauce, and cheese. All topped with eggs.

drunkencookery

I made mozzerella covered steak, then took some hamburger rolls, smothered them with garlic-herb butter, toasted the buns and steak on grill, threw in some green onions that I have growing on my windowsill, ripped everything up and threw it in a bowl and

drunkencookery

Holy Shot The Onion!

ImGoingToHellForThis

Friend decided to make onion rings with oil that was way too hot. He ate them anyway. Classic drunken cookery

drunkencookery

My fridge smells horrible because someone in my house is a filthy onion lover.

onionhate

My friend sent me this. Onion lovers have gone too far!

onionhate

My school let onions ruin chicken

onionhate

Videogames while showing her onion booty

pawg, whiteass

[NSFL] Who the fuck puts onions like this in soup???

onionhate

Big 'ol onion booty make the world cry

SlimThick

NSFL Half of my "Teriyaki Chicken Sandwich" on my flight was onion. Here's what I had to pick out.

onionhate

[humor] The Onion’s sister site gets us. #goals

HighMileageHoles

5 Onions to make a grown man cry

CuteLittleButts, TopPicsNSFW

[NSFL] Ubisoft is spreading the ONION AGENDA

onionhate

Proof that onions are ass

ConfusedBoners

Cutting onions

Aprons

An ass like an onion

lingerie

Spring Chick X Spring Onion [OC]

RealAhegao

@Rubber onion 92

ShinyPorn

This onion ring trying to warn me

onionhate

The Cook and the Onions

classysexy

Not the onion

trippinthroughtime

She got a big old onion booty make the world cry ♩ ♪ ♫ [f](27)

asstastic

rubberonion92 wearing rubber and holding an onion

ShinyPorn, girlsinhoods

flashbacks to that time the fucking CWC demon showed up for a few frames in the Master Onion Rap

ChrisChanSonichu

This English restaurant has opened in the *checks notes* Japanese district of downtown AltBoobWorld. They do delicious bangers and mash with onion gravy, bubble and squeak, or a Full English Breakfast

AltBoobWorld

The Onion's got some bite today! Yikes! If both sides keep turning politics into an outrage contest, this will get less and less funny...

libertarianmeme

People are like onions...they have layers. [wholesome] [implied rough]

VanillaCaptions

Mustard? Ketchup? Fried Onions?

AltBoobWorld