Jizz

I swear to god, one day I will have my revenge. One day it'll be the onion crying.

randomsexiness

Siegmeyer under the Onion helm in HD

darksouls

The Onion poll's Facebook about Clinton last night

funny

I won't have your fascist onions, Youtube!

firstworldanarchists

Whole wheat thin spaghetti with a powdered onion soup mixture as sauce.

drunkencookery

Noodle soup with onion, carrot, shitake mushrooms, and fake crab meat.

drunkencookery

grill pan teriyaki chicken and onions

drunkencookery

Tofu (blame lia), onion, broccoli, red and green pepper stir fry

drunkencookery

Shrimp salad with cucumber, little tomatoes, red onions and ingredients I forgot

drunkencookery

There is an Onion in my Thin Section! [x-post]

geologygonewild

Cabbage, Tomato, Onion, Duck Broth, and Liver. Looks like I'm dissolving a dead body in acid, but it tasted like heaven.

drunkencookery

Grass fed NY strip. Frites and cabbage jap grenion onion slaw.

drunkencookery

Potato slices fried with bacon, jalapeño, & onion

drunkencookery

I don't know why it's so blurry and I don't remember taking it. Open-faced bacon egg and cheese, broccoli, and homefries with onions and bell peppers.

drunkencookery

Chicken curry with walla wall onions, carrots and celery over rice. I used S&B brand curry

drunkencookery

Crispy ass bacon, onion, green & cherry tomatoes. Looks like crap, tasted pretty damn good. Definitely not a pretty dish.

drunkencookery

Easy Drunken Baked Chicken. Seasoning it up, add onion, garlic and throw it in an oven bag

drunkencookery

Lentils with TVP, plus a bit of onion.

drunkencookery

Ground meat with onions and gomiti with a lot of original Swiss cheese.

drunkencookery

Chicken curry w/onions, carrots and yellow bell peppers

drunkencookery

Steamy Beef Curry w/Carrots, Onions and Celery

drunkencookery

Four extra large grade AA eggs and a whole onion

drunkencookery

Short rib and oxtail chili with hominy, corn, and several onions. And Bourbon.

drunkencookery

And tonight's dinner: buffalo burger with blue cheese dressing, swiss cheese, sauteed onions, and spinach on a sesame seed bun

drunkencookery

Nothing that special. Onion/potato/carrot/broccoli all steamed over some water and red vinegar.

drunkencookery

Beer brats atop a mountain of caramelized onions and apples with some colorful shit on the side

drunkencookery

Too good for even The Onion to have planned. Thanks for the laugh, Facebook.

funny

[NSFW] "No One Murdered Because Of This Image" - The Onion, September 12th, 2012.

funny

Well, seems like Onion doesn't really like food... or cats

stevenuniverse

The perfect Greek Salad recipe: Cherry tomatoes, feta cheese, red onion, cucumber, green pepper, black olives, oregano, salt and pepper to taste. (Extra cucumber up the ass optional)

Sissies

The perfect Greek Salad recipe: Cherry tomatoes, feta cheese, red onion, cucumber, green pepper, black olives, oregano, salt and pepper to taste. (Extra cucumber up the ass optional)

Sissies

How to cook onions safely.

ShinyPorn, heavyrubber

What it feels like when you accidentally salt your eggs with onion salt instead

onionhate

MFW I post an onion headline and people either attempt serious discussion based off of the joke or don't get the satire at all

ProtectAndShitpost

Elon Musk Poaching Staffers of The Onion for Secret Project

CuteLittleButts

Very Sexy Chick Has Outstanding Onion Booty

bigasses, BubbleButts, pawg

Beautiful Onions

nsfw, pawg, milf

Milf green onion bulb callipygia

CallipygianButts

Glass onion

randomsexiness

This asks the age old question: does Zwiebelsaft really taste like Onion Juice?

gaybroscirclejerk

Sour cream and onion

nomansland

Potato pic, onion ass

ThickChixxx

When you forget to order your cheeseburger without onions

onionhate

Eyes started to water bc the onions I added. She knew what to do.

GWCouples

Farmer's Market, Onions selling at 25 in gult land. Look at this and cry you'll m'fkers(Translation in comments)

bakchodi

Mmmmm I wish I had a big Philly cheese steak right now, and onion rings. Clearly I’m wasting away..,

Stuffers

Cut the chicken, onions, pepper for some fajitas, was chopping oregano and lopped some finger off

Wellthatsucks

I told them no onions!

onionhate

Red Head Onion Booty

Bootalicious

peeling back the onion.

u_unbearablebarry, ArtGW