Jizz

My favorite birthday gift

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Every damned time. (shower rage, slightly NSFW)

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Lazer Bewbs [NSFW]

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My new boyfriend asked me to let my bush grow in

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Hey shark week

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He broke out in laughter from it so I don't feel as bad...just gross

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Was looking for unique Halloween ideas when I came across this... I have no words.

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My married sex life, expressed through a Venn diagram and set theory. [NSFW text]

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I'm supposed to be writing a paper but instead I've just been doing this for the past 10 minutes (mildly NSFW)

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(NSFW) VICTORY!!

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Was trying to take a cute selfie when....[NSFW]

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HIFW I've got period boobs and my boyfriend comes in from the cold to warm up his hands.

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I'm ovulating and we're ttc, so today after a reeeaallly long day I came home to a hot bath in candlelight, dinner cooking on the stove and lots and lots of wine. This is me right now. (I have the best SO)

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This is my Sunday night. Bob's Burgers is on in the background.

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MFW I try and convince my man to let me go near his butt

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MRW My ex (who I've been ignoring for months) snapchats me an old NSFW photo of us.

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MRW rent is due.

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Sometimes I forget that there is literally a cheerful topless troll lady statue in my bathroom. [NSFW]

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Sending "naughty" pictures to my boyfriend. Pseudo [NSFW]

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I made a terrible Paint drawing of what I see on Day 4 of my period.

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[NSFW] I have been wanting some real kinky, tie me down, pull my hair, and make me submissive sex recently, and have been trying to slowly ease my fairly vanilla SO into the world of bondage. MRW he tells me anything he thinks is "kinky" (attempt two beca

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My dildo has a smiley face.

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[NSFW] I could live with that

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When I bake a cake for no reason and plan to eat it all myself while gaming. [Slightly NSFW]

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#justgirlythings - when your nacho toppings fall off the chip but your sports bra saves them NSFW

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Masturbation achievement unlocked. NSFW

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Happy Friday TrollX!

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I said yes! (NSFW)

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Having Big Boobs

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My boyfriend sent me a photo this morning tell me it reminded him of me and I thought everyone could appreciate it. [Possibly NSFW, butts]

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Ha ha, this woman knows how to find loopholes!

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Today's Tinder adventure brought to you by the letter C [nsfw]

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Boobly Eyes (x-post from r/tumblr) trying to figure out which one of you this was... (Also, mayhaps NSFW?)

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M(actual)RW the boyfriend tries to initiate sexy talk but I have better things to do.

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me IRL [possibly NSFW]

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[NSFW]? So much yes in one post!

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Thongs are a pain in the ass (literally)

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Ladies, I work for a major tech company filled with brilliant minds, so I thought we were above this bs... (NSFW)

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TROLLS... In a fit of outrageous horniness I used a cucumber and came til kingdom come.

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MRW I find out my husband got drunk at a party and posted pics of a girls butt on Facebook.

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Trolls! I got the staples from my surgery removed yesterday! (Kinda gross/possibly nsfl)

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I sent this to my mom today. Her response: "Where do I sign up?" (Mild nsfw)

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I made a #justgirlythings

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My plans for Valentine's Day

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I just had 3 orgasms from 1 PIV sex session (yissssss) [NSFW]

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[NSFW] I thought I knew what satisfaction was - then I had a Magnum

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Remember my BF who tried to sext me? Now he's tried a booty call.

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Thought my fellow trolls would enjoy these felt Christmas ornaments I made today (NSFW)

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HIFW I'm asked to do a bunch of crazy stuff I've never done before at my job, but somehow I'm makin' it work.

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Being realistic

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[NSFW] "Stylus"

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When shit gets real dark, but then the tongue game saves the day! ?

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Trolling Grandma vs Online Yard Sale

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Went to a dirty Christmas party and wanted to avoid the usual cookies (Nsfw kinda but it's food, c'mon)

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Too much? It made me laugh but maybe that's because I'm crazy

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Mmm tacos!

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[NSFW] A sticker I came in across my small town in Germany. It reads "against patriarchy and penis fixation!" Thought you might like.

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[nsfw] I want one so bad, not sure when i'd get to wear it out though

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Ngl, the roads around my province are that bad.

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shit happens

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