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[NSFW] After the sexy times

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How I feel after finally getting a bra that fits.

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a lovely timeless classic, dedicated to the ladies [xpost from ForeverAlone]

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...and I am never going back. They'll have to cut me out... [NSFW]-ish.

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The second before a guy's about to hit on me...

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Brad. Pitt. Happy friday ladies [NSFW]

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I learned this the hard way last night...

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Every time I wear a new push-up bra for the first time (slightly NSFW)

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Gotta stay fresh

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Getting ready for my bf to leave town for 3 months. Clean, charged and ready to go.

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I'm in a ridiculous dry spell. MFW I am in the proximity of available dick.

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Why I need the a/c and a fan on at night, in summer, but still need to sleep with a blanket. NSFW

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MRW my boyfriend hits the right spot.

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I need a hobby. [NSFW-ish]

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My husband is out of town, so this is my Friday night. It's awesome!

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YOU GUYS NEW NUDES, I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO PICK

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Everytime i try to eat a snack when lying on the sofa... (Slightly-NSFW)

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MRW I see my BFF logged in on Skype and am about to tell her all about some super NSFW stuff, but quickly realize it's her 10 yr old using her account

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I've been stuck in bed with the flu for a week. This will be me before I see my boyfriend tomorrow.

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MRW my family asks if I'm going to get married to my longterm boyfriend.

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justgirlythings (NSFW)

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[NSFW] My bullet just BURNED my friggin' CLIT while having sexy fun times with my SO! (Luckily he wasn't burned) WTF?!

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Prehistoric cave prints show many early artists were women - A pretty interesting tumblr post

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HIFW my SO's reaction to my being annoyed at starting my period early is, "I have red sheets babe, come to bed, and let's cuddle n f*ck." [NSFW]

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RE: "MRW when guys constantly tell me 'Don't get TOO buff. Guys don't find that attractive'" Here's what /r/ProgressPics' 50lbs lost from "just weighlifting" looks like, nice work! NSFW

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HIFW a rude customer asks me "how do you sleep at night?"

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MB(oyfriends)RW me and my friend are discussing the hoey shit we did before getting into LTR's. [NSFW]

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It's not a vagina. Thought you all would appreciate this.

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Browsing for new sex toys got me like..

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Watching porn as a straight woman like

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Spotted a Troll in the wild... which one of you is this?!

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Well, trolls, it's my birthday and I didn't have a party.. or a cake.. or friends... but I did have a candle, wine, and bubble bath. Close enough.

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HIFW I see a post marked NSFW and I'm at work and I still really want to click on it.

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MRW the guy at McDonald's keeps asking if I'm sure that I want the boys happy meal. Give me my pokemon, now.

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Severe Depression: When your family tells you to "just snap out of it".

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[NSFW] How you know you've found a keeper/my relationship goal.

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MRW I'm in a public place browsing Reddit, which of course has some NSFW content, and a random child is watching over my shoulder.

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Fly away with me trolls

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All you Trolls deserve to love yourselves ❤️

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I think I may just found my new favorite curve [Found this on r/blackpeopletwitter Possibly NSFW]

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My mom sent me this, thought I'd spread the troll around. Happy Easter!

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MRW the bf wants to try something new in bed [NSFW]

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A guy friend snapchatted me asking to help him get off. Thought you'd appreciate how I responded.

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Expectations vs. Reality

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I know a few of these types of men

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MRW I interview for a "basically a sure thing" bartending job with 7+years of serving and tending experience, I get hired pending approval, and then they call 4 days later and offer me a minimum wage cashier position. [NSFW-bad words]

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I can't draw, but fuck it, I had to.

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Real talk now... ?

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Brush tip sharpies arrived today. (Maybe nsfw?)

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I think may have found my new favorite porn

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Nice guy commenter on Pornhub wonders why can't get pussy [NSFW]

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Trolls I got what I wanted for Xmas (NSFW)

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SO shipped off to work at a satellite site for over a month. I'm officially a work widow. A horny, pervy work widow.

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[NSFW] SURPRISE

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When that one picture captures your highlights and you can't resist sharing it. NSFW

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When a spread labia minora reminds you of Mother Mary, you kind of have to share

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For any of you who are having a subpar Tuesday, here's Thor in his undies. Something something Mjölnir in your pocket something something.

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What tinder is like for women

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How's it going ladies?

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It's true

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