Jizz

I do hope that I shan't be forced to choose a favorite backseat from among those present in this sti[l][l]frame.

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Relaxing in the par[l]our.

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Just [l]ounging

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A toast! [Lady]

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[L]etting my hair down

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Truly the most dangerous of [L]iasons

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And for my next trick....

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Bearskin Rug

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Lili St. Cyr, Indian Chieftain

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Pearls in 3D.

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Who was that masked woman?

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Do I [l]ook devilish tonight?

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You're staring...

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[L]ost in reverie

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A quick dip in the water

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Such a wonderful shape

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Rope Act

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Gazing upon you, Madam, is always quite a relief

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Are you ticklish, darling?

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Bianca Lyons, circa 1902

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At the beach.

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Statuesque

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My favorite Catwoman costume EVER!

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Divine on the Divan

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There's something about a slip....

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Frederic Soulacroix - Spring

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Théodore Chassériau, Nude in Harem, 1851

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Beach Dance

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The Wave

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The Dame Maggie Smith, quite the tempting fox if I do say so myself.

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Blonde on top

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Prize winner

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Nature lovers

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Diversity?

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A woman modeling underwear in Paris, 1901.

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So many curves....

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Lillian Bond

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Diaphanous

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I have subscribed to the Foxy Duelling club. Each week a postcard showing the latest contest is sent, (sealed with wax to deter curious servants). Wagers may additionally be placed, but the excitement is in the play. Splendid!

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Sir, I recently received a brochure detailing Maughans patent water heating geysers. This particular model seems very effective as I find that close study of the illustration alone is warming me up substantially.

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Sir, further to my correspondence of the 20th inst., I have received - quite unsolicited - a brochure of geysers from a rival manufacturer. It is a true modern miracle that I feel such warmth from merely browsing the sales literature. Thus, I beg assistan

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Sir, my maid Dottie was quite distraught at my decision not to have the latest gas powered geyser installed. She complains of soot, smuts and damage to her uniform whilst tending to the stove. As a caring employer, I have issued new dress guidance to prev

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My good [gentleman] friend Captain Reginald Smythe has returned from a colonial voyage, and has brought back with him mystic herbs, spices and learnings. He demonstrated to me a most astounding feat that had been taught to him by a wise guru of the East.

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A Bevy of Beauties

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"Sorry Cynthia, I can't make your soiree this week. A woman is coming round. I'm having my hair done."

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Sir, as another of my servants is mysteriously With Child, I am forced to seek a new maid. On requesting particulars, I received a novel and most modern photographic presentation. I may take some little time studying their merits.

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Sir, A Gentleman's micturation is a troublesome and time consuming activity. One evening, having consumed my fifth or sixth glass of port, I stumbled upon a solution. I have staff sitting around doing nothing, and they can damn well piss for me. I have en

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Sir, I recently dismissed another maid for burning my breeches by placing them too close to the fire to dry (and I do not wish to discuss her "traditional" sans-soap laundering methods). I have found a superior maid who has most ably demonstrated the appr

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Sir, I found my maid resting upon a chair when there were 9 cases of Brandy to take to the cellar. I dismissed her at once. She said I am the best employer, is working until day-end sans pay, and will present me with a bottle of vintage Burgundy upon her

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Sir, My wife, the good Lady F____, instructs me that the modern house has music played by minstrels during dinner. I set about arranging the most musical of evenings; indeed after the gentlemen retired for cigars, the music was heard to play on for many a

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Sir, My wife has of late been most displeased at the interest I take in managing staff, recently misunderstanding my learning the maid upon methods of uncorking stubborn bottles of wine. Thus today I did delegate the instruction of a lower maid to the hou

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Sir, I recently made a great saving upon hiring a maid - most eager for employment - for a penny under rate. She was so poor that she did not have work clothes. We soon came to an amicable arrangement until such time as she can afford new attire. I have t

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Sir, it recently fell to myself to repair the mirror in Lady B______'s dressing room. My good maid Molly did assist, but I feared her ragged and dirt-streaked clothing might impair the mirror's ability to show finery. I stressed my fears to Molly, and a s

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Springtime by Pierre Auguste Cot, 1873....the edge of wantonness...

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Sir, Staff are want to complain of low wage whilst enjoying the finery and splendor of my estate. Maid Tillie did recently ask for an increase despite knowing well my outlay on Port & Brandy. My solution met with reluctance, but Tillie will receive a

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Sir, Autumnal gales do blow fiercely about my estate, rattling shutters and keeping even that blaggard greengrocer indoors. I retire early to my library with a brandy to study ancient texts. Only those with learning would understand the contentment this c

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Sir, My staff are housed in a small annexe within the East Wing many hundreds of yards away from my quarters, and yet, at night, I have hear'd such a commotion from that area. If I find that my female staff have admitted any local men for wanton behaviour

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Sir, Lord Whortleberry did recently visit and invite me to a "very special festive gathering". He tapped his nose and left in much haste. Arriving promptly on the specified day, I was much surprised at the style of his gathering. I did however stay for a

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Sir, a fellow art connoisseur recently sold me this exquisite painting, which I feel is just right to hang in my library. I forsee many hours private study ahead!

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