Jizz

A seductress of the highest caliber

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lacka'daisy girl

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Anyone care to join me? [Lady]

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[F] All around entertainment

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[L]adies of the lake

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Pump it, baby!

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1920's Showgirl

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Posing for art

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Mariette

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Sunbathing

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Ho, mistress. That is a quite quaint app[l]e thou art holding in thy handeth

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Diaphanous Dancer

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Flaming June by Frederic Leighton

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You've been a naughty girl!

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Sheer delight!

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A toast!

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It wasn't always the "I'd like to speak to the manager!" hairdo. It used to be sexy!

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Olive Ann Alcorn

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I'd paint me like one of your French girls....

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Guillaume Seignac - Dreaming

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Languid....

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Ziegfeld girl

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True love

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So much sheer.....

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One bold, one shy

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A dominant female with a bow

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Titti(L)lating

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Mariette

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Sir, I wish to place on record the most excellent service of my new maid, Sarah, a tall and well favoured wench. She is always most fastidious at extinguishing the candles before my family retire.

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Happy dress, happy teeth

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Sir, upon visiting my philanthropist friend Dr Brownlee Dipper, I noted the sheer number of staff he employs. "It is a means out of poverty for them" said he. I at once rushed home and implemented his altruistic scheme. Here are 4 of my new maids, gainful

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Sir, Although I have had the mains water for several years now, I confess to preferring the taste from the Broad Street pump. I therefore send Dolores out twice a day with a large jug. As this is hot strenuous work, I have instructed her to wear simple, l

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Sir, In our modern times we must be aware of new risks to life for servants. I have recently read a most enlightening medical book showing treatments for those suffering from miasmas, electrical fluids or overwork. I have instigated practice sessions twic

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"So this new photographic process of yours, you take a picture of me naked, and then repeat with undergarments, and then fully clothed?" "Um, yes. It's more...natural"

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Sir, Traditionally, as head of the household, it would be myself who would punish the staff for misdemeanours. In this modern age, my housekeeper has introduced a new hierarchy, which I take care to study at great length.

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Sir, Visiting the colonies on a fact finding trip in search of restorative remedies derived from local herbs. I return in good spirits to find my maid Ada under the evil influence of laudanum for toothache. I position her in the recovery position of my ow

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Sir, I found my staff in what appeared an act of Satanic devilry. My maid did explain they were cleaning the chimney.All Hallows eve is a traditional time for doing this as sprites and imps do assist. Satisfied,I made myself comfortable with a large brand

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Sir, In investigating the disappearance of my finest Sauternes I found the culprits, my butler and scullery-maid, in flagrante delicto. I offered a full pardon of their mischief if they agreed to hold their licentious pose for a daguerrotype for my wife.

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Sir,My maid Annie learns music with an intent to improve her wage by a penny a week. She complained that her cheap instrument did sound flat and lifeless. I noted that her voluminous layers of clothing were having a damping effect on the sound. Resolved,

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Sir, having dismissed my maid on her ignorance of port wine & brandy, I found myself interviewing fresh staff. "From which region does the best wine originate?" I asked. Upon their response, these harlots were removed. On later reflection, I have invi

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Sir, my good friend Lord Presbury recently regaled me with tales of his trip to Bohemia, and a wonderful new tonic he obtained there. It has given him increased vigor and youth. Leaving the drawing room for barely 2 minutes I returned to a most extraordin

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Sir, this evening I did walk with Lady B____ in the gardens.On observing staff at distance,I dismissed my wife,lest she be offended by their proximity.Approaching,I found them partaking an ancient ritual of Gaia,as instructed by my head gardener.I must sp

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Sir,I recently found maid Annie gazing upon my collection of tribal hunting weapons collected from my travels of the Empire.I offered her a demonstration,but noted it's origins were a savage tribe who did not wear clothing. Annie very much enjoyed recreat

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Menage a P

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The Voyeur

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Sir, Today I discovered my parlour rugs be covered with dust,soot and smuts to a most disagreeable quantity. On approaching Minnie, my most recent hire, I discovered she had no knowledge as to cleaning. I quickly devised a system whereupon I might gauge t

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The witches do gather

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Sir, I was shocked to discover a maid of mine at the mercy of fraudsters and charlatans with their enceinte method for this poor infertile woman. I dismissed them at once, and offered my services for the cost of a bottle of fine Brandy. I have great succe

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Sirs and Madames, I must humbly apologize for the earlier intrusion of advertisement periodicals scattered around our most private club. Upon investigating how such a miscreant gained entry, I discover an idle maid. If she had not apologized in a most int

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Sir,I to the West End to see a play of which there is great excitement within the coffee houses. A disappointm't to my eyes,I fear the Lord Chamberlain did recently visit. But at final curtain the lead actor declared "lithographs for connoisseurs" and my

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Regarde la tour Eiffel

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Sir, I am in receipt of a delivery of 2 cwt peppercorns from Home & Colonial Stores. I instruct staff to prepare the pepper to various specialist grinds as demanded by cook. The staff grumble and complain at this task, but the simple pleasures that wo

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Sir, Lord Codlington does visit in great excitement, having read some periodical that he perceives to predict life in the future. "There are flying machines, speaking telegraphs in the pocket and doorways that show limitless debauchery. Quims and everythi

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Sir, Gussy Herbert interrupts my day, most exhilarated. He has a plan to save money on his substantial Doxie bill. "We both do share, and each pay half the rate", he declares. I have no desire to see his semi-priapic member again. I summon maid Flossie, w

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Sir, Some of my more vulgar acquaintances have pictures of three wise monkeys covering their eyes, ears and mouth entitled "See No Evil", "Hear No Evil", "Speak No Evil" from which they gain some inspiration. I have a far superior picture which I like to

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Sir, Lord Navelgaze, recently tasked with improving the insanitary conditions of London, does invite me on a parliamentary fact-finding trip to Switzerland. I mock the idea of looking down foreign drains for 2 weeks, but he hands me a pamphlet and at once

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Sir, I into town in my carriage, where I saw a poor woman waiting for a tram in the rain. I offered her a ride, and she accompanied me home. I commented upon her bustle skirt, and imagine my surprise when she offered to show the technicalities of her femi

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Sir, On advising the fairer sex upon bicycle riding, I observed that it is best avoided, for their dresses and petticoats are at great danger of entanglement. However, a way around any problem can usually be discovered.

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Sir, to-day, June 21st, I do receive a postcard from Lord Thistlewick, inviting me to his midsummer night's ball. "The woodland setting invokes sprites and nymphs of all kinds," he writes. "Bring a few pretty servants, tell them not to worry about dressin

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Sir, today I do receive a circular from an agency offering highly motivated maids at low cost. I must say, the illustration is quite persuasive, but I do find it much more satisfying to discipline staff myself.

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