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So this picture was on the frontpage of my local newspaper...

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I'm at the world's largest advertising festival in Cannes and caught a couple having sex on the red carpet at 4 a.m.

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Kids menu at Colonial Williamsburg. That "M" tho.

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And so the crusade continues...

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J Lo's got a big booty and the hands to work at Gringotts

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Charlie The Trouser Snake

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Ken from South Side

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meanwhile, in a parallel universe.

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Sometimes, there's just no getting around nature.

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In 2008 my mom instructed me to "sober up" and send my own Christmas cards to family and friends. Here's every year since, including the new one for 2015!

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The first image result when you Google "Martin Shkreli"

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Went to my neighbor's house the other night for dinner. This was above his toilet. (He's the guy in the picture)

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Ever wondered how they get these shots?

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Short Star Wars

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My wife has been trying anything to remind me to bring my lunch to work. (Possibly NSFW)

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Alright Blackhawks, take it easy

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Searching for local scrap yard when I saw this review.

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We're just friends, mom. Seriously...

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Safe Sex Warning In Taiwan

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Valentine's Day prep...

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I was so close!

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In retrospect, I shouldn't have been surprised by the outcome...

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Saw this vibrator and thought of this

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This drink is called "cum in a hot tub"

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Stood in line at the store for 10 minutes, staring at this

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Recently had my stitches removed, I couldn't resist

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This would have ended so many useless, pretentious arguments

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Damn You Lennac!!

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Sometimes Instagram's algorithm throws up a real gem.

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Old bicycle advertisement

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I could use a stack of these.

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Nice running shoes I found with one small problem

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Bilbos

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The universal language

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Catching her big break

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ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ

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the logic is that you?

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And the award for best emblem goes to...

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Mom, that's not how this works...

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Get lost. Feeding.

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Just doing some speleology, when suddenly...

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3 days

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Misunderstandings

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iPhone 7 AirPod

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With friends like these...

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Found this in the local opera.

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Multipurpose glove

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Sibling rivalry

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I see what you did there

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Found these cool musicians on this one website

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Truth!

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Who wore it better?

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Who wore it better?

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In case you were wondering

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Always wear protection.

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Top post on all reminded me of the time my husband's phone connected to my car while I was following him

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The trip to the Dagobah System gone wild

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My mom didn't notice the card she sent to my GF for her birthday...

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Favorite spot

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D E T A I L

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