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Someone is having a better Tuesday afternoon than me. Joys of working across from a hotel.

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Sister-in-Law went to a convention and picked 'Goodbye' and 'penis' from a mystery box at the C&H booth. This is what they drew.

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/r/gonewild creeper comments, illustrated with LEGO

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These porn ads are REALLY getting out of control

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The key to marriage

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Friend posted a vacation pic of herself and her dog on Facebook...

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The best way to use it

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The regency error

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Truly, a blessed world we live in.

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I think there'll be a job opening in Tesco IT soon

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Just a regular streetlight in Brooklyn.

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I think she likes me

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A helpful Yelp photo for a local restaurant

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Forever Alone! [Breast] NSFW

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Where was Pam?

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Wait... What?

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I don't think it goes there and I'm sorry it fits.

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Someone should notify his publicist...

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This Shirt was Donated to a Catholic Charity

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I wonder...

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Move over Kim Kardashian

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My wife gave me my birthday cake. I was not disappointed.

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My dogs found some weird driftwood today

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Consider this your fucking PSA of the day.

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Bill Gates sure knows how to party

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The original NSFW

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Maybe I'll spring for First Class next time I fly...

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What is your last meal?

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Walmart literature

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That's the spot

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Sex Education Quiz

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"WTF am I doing with my life?"

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you used to ride me like that..

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Shopping for kneepads [NSFW]

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When you gotta go, you gotta go...

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Well... straight to the point then.

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Thanks for the advice Reddit!

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Attack on Hill. Feel the PROPAIN!

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You're doing it wrong Miley.

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Dear Makers of Cetaphil, please add some dye to your product so it doesn't feel like I'm starring in a porn film when I wash my face.

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I'd plug it.

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Marriage Counseling

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Prepare your anus

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Woody.

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you will miss the best things if you're to drunk

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Just manly things

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3.5 years as a Business Communications major

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Mom reviews sex toy she bought for her son.

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My friend's Christmas present...

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Yes sir, cow sir

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This brings a smile to my face no matter how many times it is reposted.

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My friend got a roll of 300 of these stickers. We've been putting them to good use.

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So damn majestic.

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Roses are red

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I do what I want [NSFW]

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2 types of girls.

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Someone get Dorothy a mint.

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Nothing like a risky click to get the blood pumping on a Monday ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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How to become stronger

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Chapstick

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