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For those scrolling down: Time to wash up!

For those scrolling down: Time to wash up!

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Terrible!

Terrible!

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Hot!

Hot!

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What's your sign? Seriously, what the hell did you show her?!?

What's your sign? Seriously, what the hell did you show her?!?

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Mahhh-meee SHARKED! Doot-dooh-do-dooh-do-dooh...

Mahhh-meee SHARKED! Doot-dooh-do-dooh-do-dooh...

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A bit of a stretch...

A bit of a stretch...

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Don't flinch!

Don't flinch!

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Soon...

Soon...

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Somewhat Full of Bash...

Somewhat Full of Bash...

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"If the path before you is clear, then you're probably on someone else."

"If the path before you is clear, then you're probably on someone else." Or something like that...

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Does this count? Also, how does Steve Buscemi still not know how to use a camera?

Does this count? Also, how does Steve Buscemi still not know how to use a camera?

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TIL roadside assistance in Europe is nothing like "Triple A"...

TIL roadside assistance in Europe is nothing like "Triple A"...

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Have you ever seen a girl stick her tongue out to the side when she's really concentrating

Have you ever seen a girl stick her tongue out to the side when she's really concentrating on something? Just asking. No reason...

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Orange is the New Little Black Dress! Except that this is from a few years ago and,

Orange is the New Little Black Dress! Except that this is from a few years ago and, really, you're STILL reading this???

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Meanwhile, back in Kazakhstan...

Meanwhile, back in Kazakhstan...

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Therrre's no need to fear...

Therrre's no need to fear...

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Watch yo step! Trippin' balls!

Watch yo step! Trippin' balls!

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Scarlett, your favorite subreddit is called "Almost" WHAT?

Scarlett, your favorite subreddit is called "Almost" WHAT?

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Open wide!

Open wide!

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A smirk is a perk!

A smirk is a perk!

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Just my five ladies and me, sharing recipes between loads of laundry outside of the

Just my five ladies and me, sharing recipes between loads of laundry outside of the Marina Bait & Laundromat...

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Streaks on the mirror...

Streaks on the mirror...

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Subtle...

Subtle...

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Graphic...

Graphic...

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This is yours!

This is yours!

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Illuminaughty

Illuminaughty

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Right Angle

Right Angle

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Bad Guy

Bad Guy

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My Femme Fatale and Her Five Guys

My Femme Fatale and Her Five Guys

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The Art of Love, in the Fabulous 50s, as captured via cell phone...

The Art of Love, in the Fabulous 50s, as captured via cell phone...

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Yer a wizard, Gloria!

Yer a wizard, Gloria!

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"Strong" is the new "beautiful!"

"Strong" is the new "beautiful!"

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This is 911. What's your emergency?

This is 911. What's your emergency?

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I get up! And nothing gets me down...

I get up! And nothing gets me down...

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Vintage Salma Hayek. Just because...

Vintage Salma Hayek. Just because...

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That's not how you drin--

That's not how you drin--

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Epstein didn't kill himself!

Epstein didn't kill himself!

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Young Mimi thinks you're all PIGS!

Young Mimi thinks you're all PIGS!

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It only seems kinky the first time...

It only seems kinky the first time...

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This is how you know it was a good Thanksgiving...

This is how you know it was a good Thanksgiving...

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Beady Eyes

Beady Eyes

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You-know-what. You-know-who. You-know-why...

You-know-what. You-know-who. You-know-why...

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"Fashion" is to "yachting" as "bikini" is to "motorboating"...

"Fashion" is to "yachting" as "bikini" is to "motorboating"...

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First disarm her, THEN charm the pants off of her!

First disarm her, THEN charm the pants off of her!

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Yes, please, go on...

Yes, please, go on...

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People of Nordstrom

People of Nordstrom

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Mon-Bell Amie!

Mon-Bell Amie!

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Quarantine, day eleven, and my step-sisters are drunk - again!

Quarantine, day eleven, and my step-sisters are drunk - again!

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Oooh! Somebody STOP me!

Oooh! Somebody STOP me!

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"Cool your tits!"

"Cool your tits!"

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What weighs tons, has a trunk, and honks?

What weighs tons, has a trunk, and honks?

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Croissants? Check. Eyeful Towel-Hair? Check!

Croissants? Check. Eyeful Towel-Hair? Check!

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Woah. Someone needs a hug...

Woah. Someone needs a hug...

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Reminder: Comments are welcome! Please see the metaphorical example included...

Reminder: Comments are welcome! Please see the metaphorical example included...

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Two handed WITH HANDLES!

Two handed WITH HANDLES!

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She took the Mr Clean Magic Eraser Challenge - and we all lost...

She took the Mr Clean Magic Eraser Challenge - and we all lost...

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Rabid Roger Rabbit fan seeking white-hared Romeo for pattycakes and cartoon violence!

Rabid Roger Rabbit fan seeking white-hared Romeo for pattycakes and cartoon violence! Speech impediment a plus. No freaks...

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Smother us o sumptuous voluptuous succubus!

Smother us o sumptuous voluptuous succubus!

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This is Amy. She's a nudist. And she arm wrestles...

This is Amy. She's a nudist. And she arm wrestles...

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A Pam Tree on the Beach

A Pam Tree on the Beach

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