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I heard you like red flags...

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Single mother inspin just can't seem to find a good family man.

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"Can someone just please reassure me that there are men in their 30s out there interested in women in their 30s?"

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"All of a sudden we're meant for each other" by u/Fleeb4MrZurkon

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In today's episode of "Entitled Sex Workers are Entitled" we discover that baking a delicious pastry is exactly the same as fucking strangers for money. (And DO NOT go looking on their subreddit for this post. You will be banned and reported to Reddit adm

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Well shucks. Looks like the father of her children isn’t happy with her decision to be a whore while raising his child. He looks at her “completely disgusted”. (As always, any attempt to contact the OP or respond in the original sub will result in a ban a

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Men who don't bend the knee to kiss her holy vag.... why don't you? ?

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Wow. Signing divorce papers while desperately seeking validation in a Gone Wild subreddit. Taking bets on who initiated this divorce. (Do NOT go looking for the OP, comment on the OP, or post links to the OP. Don't even ask for a link.)

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Biology is a tool of the patriarchy!!! Ugh, why does society have to be this way?!?!?! ??

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Pull out your violin for this 34F divorcee who just lost her current baby batter launcher. She fears that covid will ruin her chances at shitting out kids before her womb turns into Detroit ??

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"Be the father-figure of my kids and we can do anal."

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Weekend's here, so here's an OnlyFans "model" throwing a fit when people she knows, including her own parents, find her very public account.

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Once a guy gets older, he stops putting up with my immature bullshit!

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Left over woman doesn't want to be called "strong" or "self-sufficient" she wants to be wifed up.

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41F... I have no personality. How do I pretend to have one?

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Apparently you can be a child rapist, as long as you're good looking

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If this was a mans profile: 'Racist entitled asshole threatens to beat women and thinks they owe him everything'. But woman so: 'GoD foRbid a MoThER wANtS tO fInD a gOoD mAn!! INKELS!!!'

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Knocked up by a douchebag and now looking for a nice guy.

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As she turns 29 in November, she needs a vote of confidence to abandon her AF ways and embrace her BB needs. Ugh, why is this so hard??? ???

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Sick of being a Miss-Tres(passing passerby). She's 31 years old and it's time for her to be a fully ensconced Miss-Use of your time, energy, money and the essence of your soul!

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"Boyfriend me ? ? I come with a kidd ?? I need me a hood n-word ?" Let's see ... bailout emoji, promise of sex, mixed race kid, chasing tyrone. Yep, that's all she wrote!

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This is what every Sugar princess expects nowadays

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Here's an example of the Thousand Cock Stare: that soulless gaze after getting pummeled by numerous cocks over the years. This woman is polyamorous and uninterested in "basic" fuckboys, implying that she's still promiscuous but wants fuckboys to behave li

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Oh god, oh fuck!

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[44-F] I'm a bombshell hardworking mom looking for a tall, dark and handsome man with the same qualities than her. I'm loyal, btw, here are my boobs

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Thot who enjoys travelling around the world (we all know what that means) and doesn't mind getting drunk (we all also know what that means...)SUDDENLY decides at the age of 30: no more wasting time! no more "players"! All of a sudden she know prefers the

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Fill out this application for the holidays! Must workout everyday, in a different gym and heres a pic of me with another dude

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She's clearly not a piece of meat guys, show some respect.

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"Pisces ? Crazy as fuck ? Only Like Black Guys ? LOVE My Mary Jane ? looking for a baby daddy ??"

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Another consequence of rejecting decent men for jerks and promiscuity is that many of those men start playing the field themselves. Sorry ladies, but that "really nice guy" isn't going to wait to get friendzoned nor buy the cow when yall were giving away

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39F divorcee wonders why she isn't being pursued hard the way she used to be pursued 10+ years ago...... ?

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Please form an orderly line, and prepare to be turned down.

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Serial dater finally gets a good guy, but she just can't bond with him like a normal person. Obviously, she didn't get the memo that - hyr pyst is hyr pyst and N-count doesn't matter ?

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She gave up on dating app and decided to look for a good man on a damn sperm and egg donor app

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Post-wall THOT, with genital warts & 100k in student loans, has forgotten how to pair-bond ?

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If you can't handle me at my worst...

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Soon to be 35F, soon to be cat lady, already froze her eggs. She won't settle for less than she's worth. Stay stryng cystur! You might find him someday ?

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Alpha Fux but Beta boyfriend doesn't. Chad now carries the title of 'Best Friend'

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She rejected men who are "super sweet", only to fall for an Alpha who used her as something casual while she thought it was serious. Then he dumped her for a MODEL when he was done with her and she ended up with emotional damage.

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She's 19, pregnant, and already monkey branching.

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Never been whaling? Now's your chance, but you better have a car.

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42 year old homemaker with two teenagers who has the grammar of a toddler looking for her "ride or die guy"

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35yo voluntarily describing the epiphany phase in stunning detail without even realizing it

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Man is only good enough because of his salary. I’m out if you take a pay cut due to the pandemic, even if it’s temporary.

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Just your typical girl next-door... If the "girl" next door was 30 years past girlhood, rocking the pear shape physique, and carrying about a hundred pounds of extra attitude. There are plenty of honest men on *THIS* site. Gentlemen...please be honest.

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She "love$" her husband but loves sex with Chad even more. She is longing for those exciting carousel rides. Branch swing in 3.....2.....1......

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30-something eliminates 87% of all men by requiring a master's degree.

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Those expectations tho lol

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You know it all already: she dates Dwayne the Bad Boy and Ryan the F-Boy, then she "needs therapy" where she gets convinced to date "objectively good-quality men" who she isn't physically attracted and withholds sex from

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