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Mods are sleeping in, get an early start on the weekend humor! (Slightly NSFW)

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My parents will adore a single mom of 4! What a catch!

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You won't be disappointed

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Missing that ho life. And as usual, DO NOT go looking for the original post on pain of having your birthday surgically removed and also being permanently banned from here.

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Single moms are stuck between, 'looking for a good man' and 'enticing a fuckboy'. They know they need a good man, but have nothing to offer other than what they already give the fuckboys.

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Well, damn. Who wouldn't want all that?

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"Guys don’t get the idea of having wild impromptu sex with strangers but limiting sex with people you love to only certain acts."

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Imagine this: you miss your chance at happiness. Then, in order to cope with that, you pretend you're back at the starting line. But, you resolve to repeat all the mistakes that resulted in your missing your chance at happiness.

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OP discovers that the woman he's been dating hid the fact that she has a kid. People defend the woman for lying by omission.

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Modern carousel rider dating strategy: Fuck em until they stop cumming, then turn off the sex and demand commitment once she is gross and needs a good man to bail her STD riddled, flabby ass out.

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Who Needs Comedy When You Have Tinder

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Sex Worker whines about market forces driving the cost of her vagina downward in economics 101 primer. We've literally been saying this since before coronavirus started. (As always, do NOT go looking for this post or comment on the original. YOU WILL BE P

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Starting the weekend off right with a sex worker who wants to know when and how to break to her new boyfriend that she gets fucked for money (but only a couple-three times a month!) As always, stay out of their subreddits or you'll get the banhammer. We d

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Brought to you by our very own Kevin32, this poor whore can't find a man because she's been a literal prostitute and when men find that out, they vanish for some reason. (This is the rest of the story.)

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Where are all the honest and safe guys?

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Blown out pussy (38F) feels emotionally empty from 20 years of meaningless sex. She finally wants deep emotional intimacy. ?

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You need to tolerate her sarcasm. And oh, btw. She loves being spoiled ;)

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Its the weekend again. After a week of looking at degenerate dating profiles, the mods are going to analyze a case of Scotch...one glass at a time.

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Single mom's ex takes her in and provides for her during the pandemic, she complains that he's not doing more for her.

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Raise your hand if you're not even slightly surprised that a Full Service Sex Worker (FSSW) has intimacy issues after fucking hundreds of men. It's almost like the cock carousel impairs pit bonding. (And do not go looking for this OP. You will be banned a

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What's the #1 reason women want to get married? They have to check the box. Stay safe, stay single.

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It's only acceptable for older men to date younger women until older women have to compete with younger women for attention.

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Where Are All The Good Rich Men? Won't some wealthy Chad get me off this app!

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Well when you're knocked up with pics in your undies, it might explain why finding a boyfriend is too hard.

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easy to blame it on astrological signs

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Looking for long-term ATM that will raise me and my daughter and won't upset me like my current ATM.

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Posted per mod request. Chad planted his seed but you get to do the hard work and spend your money raising the crops.

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I'm sure there are plenty of good, stable men who just happen to be covered in tattoos, uneducated, ride motorcycles, in a gang, and play in bands, so it makes perfect sense to risk violence in order to find Mr. Right.

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Matched with a girl on Bumble, looked through her Instagram and found this gem... bullet dodged!!

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SHE lost attraction for the good guy who treated her so well. SHE went on to chase bad boy tingles. Now SHE is alone and SHE is 100% to blame. Too bad, so sad.

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Does anyone else have this problem of wanting a dependable partner, but being insanely attracted to the complete opposite?

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Are we truly to believe that 3 kids by 22 can qualify as "gently used."

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Woman leaves relationship because she "wanted to explore herself" AKA hop on Chad's pipe. but regrets it after 6 months of "exploration"

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Mother of 3 beautiful angels needs a single, never married man. She loves the Lord and leads a single-mother-in-training bootcamp at her church, so she only deserves the best!

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Nice.

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Just hit send bitch, just hit send.

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"We can fall in love later on." Additional evidence that single moms whose "kids come first" care more about a man providing for her children than himself and romance.

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You can't make this stuff up...

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Woman in her late 20s with a history of partying, sex, drugs and alcohol now looking for a stable marriage and to settle down isn’t exactly breaking news

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30y old gold-digging thot wants a serious old-school tall dominant gentleman to finance her expensive posh lifestyle. And if you have kids "f*ck off!"

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Fixed that for you...

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33 year old delusional thot lost count of all the "time wasters" and states "if you are BALD, POOR, SHORT or UNFIT, well F*CK OFF!"

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Now that she's knocked up it's time to get $erious.

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Reminder: These are the types of men women value.

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Sex Work is work! Better not mention it when I'm applying for actual work.

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[38-F] serial divorcer doesn't understand why you don't swipe right.

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Gee, I wonder how many women who post to r/niceguys end up needing someone nice to help pay for their mistakes.

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Women spend thousands of dollars a year on "beauty" treatments so they can slow down the aging process. Of course men need to pay for it because patriarchy. Enjoy the weekend!

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Here's The Chad these hoe of 2 deserve. (Posted again on weekend after meeting req of mod)

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The mods are tired of trying to fix stupid. It's the weekend and time for copious amounts of bourbon.

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Must make 6 figures, first born and only children need not apply

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When your industry doesn't file taxes or offer a W-2 or a 1099. Venmo me!

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Can't be a "NiceGuy™ revenge fantasy" if it's happening in real life, but it's really a warning that few women heed.

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