Jizz

MRW 'Murica's finest capture goddamn terrorist bastards

MURICA, reactiongifs

MRW I know I look hot.

TrollXChromosomes

MRW my boyfriend's eating something that looks yummy.

TrollXChromosomes

MRW I finally find a dating profile where someone writes in complete, properly formed sentences

reactiongifs

MRW I run out of fuel in Kerbal Space Program

reactiongifs

MRW a friend goes to look at my computer screen and I have multiple tabs of NSFW subreddits up behind my research paper

TrollYChromosome

MRW when I meet a girl who is a tease

reactiongifs

MRW I accidentally click a NSFW at work.

reactiongifs

MRW My ex (who I've been ignoring for months) snapchats me an old NSFW photo of us.

TrollXChromosomes

MRW rent is due.

TrollXChromosomes

MRW I'm doing the "Thriller" dance at the club and notice someone cute is watching me

TrollYChromosome

MRW I click a link not marked "NSFW" (at work) and it ends up being gore/porn

reactiongifs

MRW chrome freezes on a somewhat-NSFW link in school and my teacher looks over

reactiongifs

MRW I'm browsing reddit around my family and a bunch of nsfw post start appearing

reactiongifs

MRW I get that 2am text that says “come over”

reactiongifs

MRW I catch up with the manga and realize it's still on hiatus

HunterXHunter

MRW there is a NSFW post right after an article.

reactiongifs

MRW The wife gets home after a week at her mothers

reactiongifs

MRW my neck starts to hurt because I've been reading bleach 8 hours straight

bleach

MRW my girlfriend texts "I'm horny wish you were here ;)"

reactiongifs

mrw there are "hot, single girls" that are looking for me in my spam folder

gaybros, gaymers

MRW when I hear 2 U.S. Marines stopped that terror attack on the train in France.

reactiongifs

MRW when my firefly leaves for a gangbang, and I'm both scared and happy for him

shittyreactiongifs

MRW I'm Wade Phillips and my D is ranked #1

DenverBroncos

MRW when I'm Rayman and I confuse my bird for my dick

shittyreactiongifs

MRW I find out my husband got drunk at a party and posted pics of a girls butt on Facebook.

TrollXChromosomes

MRW people are jerks.

TrollXChromosomes

MRW My invisibility potion finally works so I sneak into a game of tag on Halloween at a nudist colony only to realize that a side effect of invisibility is blindness [NSFW]

shittyreactiongifs

MRW I take my friend Marion to the theater, and the spoilerific trailers begin playing

moviescirclejerk

MRW my SO asks how my math hw is coming along but I got distracted and am looking at porn.

TrollXChromosomes

MRW I open my inbox to a bunch of messages complaining about my titles

Tgirls

MRW I find out Obama is relieving the debt to those permanently disabled.

ImGoingToHellForThis

MRW I watched this episode

LegendsOfTomorrow

MRW when using force shells for the first time...

EliteDangerous

MRW I catch my friend checking Facebook while we're at the stripclub

reactiongifs

mrw u drink to much Ḇ̶̷̞̻͎̜͙̘̫̙͉̪͔̖̟͇̯ͭ̑̾̓̓̒ͯͦͣͤ̑̓̌̏͆ͣ́͘͜Ê̢̛͊͋̅̓ͩ̀͢͏̤̪̟͍̺͇͚͉̬̝̦͍P̸̛̪̘̯͇͉̘̦͕̥̪̲̾̈́̉̓ͪ͒͋ͯͮ̎͌́ͮ͑ͪ̍̇̕Iͬ̊ͫͫ̎͗̕͜҉̢͉͎̼̀ͅS͍̹̙̼̯̜͔͈̖̮͔͎͉̪̲͕ͪ̈́̓ͮ́͟ͅͅ

Ooer

MRW the Cincinnati Zoo killed the most beautiful, inspiring gorilla in the world.

ImGoingToHellForThis

MRW I heard about dreamworld accident

ImGoingToHellForThis

MRW I'm a group of black people and someone does a magic trick

ImGoingToHellForThis

MRW I hear Iran are going to ban Americans from entering their country

ImGoingToHellForThis

MRW ich in die Wohnheimsküche gehe...

de

MRW I hear someone break into my home.

MURICA

MRW a muslim says he took care of a sexual emergency.

ImGoingToHellForThis

MRW they are giving out free gun control stickers. [OC]

weekendgunnit

MRW I have enough money left over in the budget for a safe. [Oh see if you can step. Go ahead.]

weekendgunnit

MRW I hear gungrabbers talking about high cap mags

weekendgunnit

MRW the ATF shows up but I have no pupper

weekendgunnit

MRW /r/sexwithdogs was banned

ImGoingToHellForThis

MRW reading all the gun control comments on the front page

weekendgunnit

MRW someone asks me if I'm a Norm fan.

NormMacdonald

MRW I see Futa art

futanari

MRW I heard we were doing sexy Star Trek gifs and I have a thing for feet

startrekgifs, voyager, risa

MRW I'm just getting desperate for lewd touch.

traaNSFW

MRW I (a trans woman) get my first strap-on and wearing it and seeing it between my legs feels really validating. (

traaNSFW