Jizz

MRW my dad asks me if I need anything from the store.

shittyreactiongifs, XXX_Animated_Gifs, NSFW_GIF

MRW I'm at an [8]+, sitting on my front porch, and my neighbor starts to walk over...

see

MRW I see my comment karma is 1776

reactiongifs

MRW a porn site's thumbnail is automatically bookmarked on the Chrome start page [nsfw]

reactiongifs

MRW my girlfriend wants to have sex and I'm too tired after work

reactiongifs

MRW someone asks for a post to be tagged [NSFW]

reactiongifs

MRW people make fun of synchronized swimming

gaymers

MRW I'm driving in Atlanta Traffic.

Atlanta

MRW my friend wont stop talking about his girlfriend at the strip club.

reactiongifs

MRW I finally have the apartment to myself again after my parents visit for over a week

TrollXChromosomes

MRW my boyfriend wants to play, but I'm craving chocolate more than cock.

TrollXChromosomes

MRW I see my BFF logged in on Skype and am about to tell her all about some super NSFW stuff, but quickly realize it's her 10 yr old using her account

TrollXChromosomes

MRW When I found out Larry Flynt was making an XXX version of 'The Interview' to stick it to Kim-Jong Un and stand up for free speech.

reactiongifs

MRW I have the place to myself, and get "The Urge."

reactiongifs

MRW When I am trying to join the mile-high club, but realize just before climax that I am about to endanger the entire aircraft because I haven't blown my load in months (NSFW).

shittyreactiongifs

MRW my family asks if I'm going to get married to my longterm boyfriend.

TrollXChromosomes

MRW I'm fingering my 8 foot tall invisible girlfriend

shittyreactiongifs

MRW I see my formerly flat-chested friend for the first time since she got knocked up. [NSFW-ish]

TrollXChromosomes

MRW as a lady with larger boobs, finds a bra that fits perfectly!

TrollXChromosomes

MRW when 7-11 has blue slurpees.

NSFWFunny

MRW I'm gay, and it's my husband's birthday, so I ask him what he wants to do to celebrate, but he's late for work.

shittyreactiongifs

MRW I read chopping wood increases testosterone [OC]

reactiongifs

MRW I was watching porn, and before the sex started, the girl was listening to my favorite band

TrollYChromosome

MRW I saw this picture

gaybros

MRW I'm unveiling a new form of super-strong Viagra at a press conference, but it gets eaten by a fly during the presentation

shittyreactiongifs

MRW I'm smelling a giant barbie's pussy and it smells awful. NSFW

shittyreactiongifs

MRW, I cum on his cock, from penetration! Trolls, this is so new for me. <3

TrollXChromosomes

MRW my crush finds out i'm a redditor, asks my username but i mod a NSFW sub

reactiongifs

mrw when he's pulling his lightsaber out and it's much bigger in person

gaymers, FiftyFifty, makesyoumoist

MRW I watched the season 2 finale of Rick and Morty.

rickandmorty

MRW I interview for a "basically a sure thing" bartending job with 7+years of serving and tending experience, I get hired pending approval, and then they call 4 days later and offer me a minimum wage cashier position. [NSFW-bad words]

TrollXChromosomes

MRW i'm watching porn and the girl admits that she is cheating on her boyfriend, but then later says that she could never have a threesome with him because she couldn't handle seeing him with another girl.

TrollYChromosome, bestof_gangbangs

MRW the police shoots another unarmed black teen

ImGoingToHellForThis, FiftyFifty

MRW I put the pussy on the pedestal. (NSFW)

shittyreactiongifs

MRW all I want is to play in the park but someone drops an atom bomb. [NSFL]

ImGoingToHellForThis, animationgifs

MRW I'm watching The Kardashians

ImGoingToHellForThis

MRW I see all the amazing, high quality content on this sub (NSFW)

HighQualityGifs

MRW r/gaybears tells me my arms are sexy

gaybears

MRW theres a news item about potatoes in wigs and it's my time to shine

ImGoingToHellForThis

MRW I'm Michael J. Fox, I've passed away, and I've been reincarnated as a cat.

ImGoingToHellForThis

MRW I see someone doing Tae Bo at an inappropriate time

ImGoingToHellForThis

MRW I decide to ignore dudes whining about a lady centric movie screening and buy tickets to said movie instead. So excited!

TrollXChromosomes

MRW my dad is telling everyone that those of us with autism are just as intelligent and capable as anyone else, but all I want to do is turn into an angry praying mantis and bite one of his tattoos off.

ImGoingToHellForThis

MRW offered non-vegan cupcakes NSFW

vegancirclejerk

MRW people say gun control works.

weekendgunnit

MRW dems day I don’t “need” an AR to hunt

weekendgunnit

MRW My fiance gives me ten dollars to get coffee after my job interview today because he "know's I'm gonna nail it."

TrollXChromosomes

MRW people say chest hair is sexy as hell

startrekgifs

MRW everybody knows that the bird is a word..

reactiongifs, BirdsArentReal, Achievement_Hunter

MRW my pregnant wife's family says they can't wait to see me struggle putting a diaper on our newborn but they don't know I have been diapering myself weekly for years

ABDL