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Merry Christmas!

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[50/50] Marilyn Monroe in a white dress | Dude in a kilt [NSFW]

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Took me a while to notice she ruined her whisky

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And Jack Daniels retains the lead for most popular nudity placement

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Painted boobies, Jameson style

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There may be whiskey on the table but this ass takes center stage.

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Jack Daniels goes great with "crazy"

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Beam and Boob, a love story

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Want some saline with that Dewar's?

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Too bad that Bettie Page passed on the Crown Royal for the martini

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In honor of Laphroaig Quarter Cask's win against Lagavulin 16, a picture I took of me deepthroating the QC bottle.

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Jack and Slut, a classic combo

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As far as I can tell, you guys prefer cock to boobs and snizz so here you go, enjoy.

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Gentleman's Survival Kit

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I'd scowl too if I had to pose with a bottle of Johnnie Red

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xpost from /r/cringepics

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Evan and Jose along for the ride

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Beam Body Shots

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Caution, J&B can be rough on your body

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Keeping it in the family with some Suntory

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For when you just don't have time to get drunk the old fashioned way!

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Found this pic of Biomortis

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Ardbeg and thickness, makes sense to me!

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Mmmmm

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Which breasts were chilled and which were not again?

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A background of fake whiskey to showcase something that is barely whiskey.

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We're just going to assume that is some whisky worth wasting in there, like a Laphroaig Cairdeas Portwood Edition or something.

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Yes, the high beams are on.

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America and Ireland coming together in a whole bag of crazy

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Okay, a proper Gonewild Single Malt. I present a cocktail of Glenmorangie Ealanta and Boobs

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Whiskey and some knockers

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I found this clear scotch to have quite the sticky mouthfeel.

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Black and White still makes the JW Black Label taste like an ashtray. At least you can do a Jameson chaser

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Bottomless

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Got myself a Balvenie Tun 1858...

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Well shit....

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Japanese sense of humor

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Actual whisky porn

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I can see it but I don't understand it

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I mean seriously, come on, it isn't like I specifically try to reinforce the JD stereotype.

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Listen, I know it isn't whiskey. Don't care. I see this pic all the time and it's great. If I live in a world where the masses consider Fireball whiskey, then tonight, Cointreau is orange flavored whiskey.

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"Want some rye? Course you do!" (Return to Zork fans will get it)

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Yeah, well, I wish this was a bottle of Caol Ila...

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Tripping in 3..., 2..., 1...

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The performance artist without her Hunter S. Thompson makeup and the Knob Creek relegated to a less happy spot.

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"Wha.....huh.....damnit Tex....I said not to post this shit."

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In a shocking turn of events, women have grown bored of wasting whiskey by pouring it down their chests and have expanded to treating Jager the same way.

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Might have to go NSFW tomorrow night. For now, phoning it in lazy style after putting away a flask of this at the Avengers 2 tonight.

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I had a miniature of this. That doesn't mean anything, right?

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To hell with the stock bullshit......*squint*.....YES! I see some Teachers Highland Cream!

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Poser. Hasn't opened even one of those...

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Because Bio loves naked feet

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mmmm

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The belly button is the most beautiful scar

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Before the gy(m).

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There's whisky as well!

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My perfect fetish

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Another Chivas Regal Double Feature (kinda)

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(NSFW) Smokin' and Beg'in for forgiveness

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Had to liven up this snooze fest of a bottle

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