Jizz

I AM GOING TO JUMP OFF OF A CLIFF.

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Flws hitting new 52 wrk high

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Can one of our hundred mods do something about this? 7/8 posts about AVXL

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Made a YOLO Account at the beginning of the year, Shoutout to falling oil

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Another sune shit post (technical anal-cyst) nsfw

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4 chan x WSB

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My dirty penny stock yolo, Tuesday will make or break

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[TA] Buy apple calls tomorrow, classic raging bull pattern forming.

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$AMD JUMP GOT ME LIKE

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HEH

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How I picture everyone in this sub

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[NSFW] [DD] Googled "MSTX" video results, time to go all in?

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[NSFW] Googled "MSTX" video results, all in MSTX?

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$AMD BTFO

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Done trading XIV

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You got a Beef with me?

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[NSFW] who else is buying jnug today? i know i am

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Short $NFLX -DD

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Downloaded a stock market something app and already made ten dollars

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So $MU has been dropping steadily today

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Maybe NSFW: Walked into a public bathroom and saw this. Thought one of you might have been here

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AMD Insider Giving The Signal

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What positions do you have on?

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Long McDonalds, DD Inside

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My Penis Got Hard

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NSFW How my portfolio feels whenever I buy calls

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MarketEdge On AMD

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Facebook ER today in a nutshell

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September 20th is coming up boys

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I switched to ToS from RH about 3 weeks ago, and the increase in functionality is terrific. Long AMD, AMZN, and CRON, short TSLA.

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Some of you autists are okay. Don’t buy Twitter today.

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After how well I've been doing recently, I've been able to buy a 36 ft yacht!

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Long BABA (DD inside NSFW)

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Live look at Johnson & Johnson management working with talc asbestos contamination testers

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I'm calling this a bottom.

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Who's going to make the ketchup for our tendies now

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Any Straya cunts here? We don't have access to Robinhood but I can still be an autist with other apps

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(Spoiler) Water bottle left in a scene of GoT finale - Invest in H20

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Yep...

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cumback

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Found this. Thought you autists might enjoy.

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I am ready to join the 1%

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RIP /u/analfarmer2

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Actual footage of the analfarmer2 $CGC yolo, 2019 (colorized)

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Today’s market ..

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Today is GUHnna be a good day

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Funding Secured.

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This shit is like that scene in the first fast and furious movie "Too soon junior"

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In an effort to not be a faggot, here is my ass.

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Meanwhile back at the Hall of Autism...

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Musk supermanning all $TSLA call holders

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Thought we were supposed to be the Autists making goofy-ass bets.

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Cashed out $38 from $DPZ 4SEPT$380 weekly puts. Decided to celebrate. Olive and mushroom. NSFW

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We had a photo shoot for you guys

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This is the start of a beautiful week.

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PLTR next leg up (TA)

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I just masturbated to this picture. GME to the moooooooon ????

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Guys I don’t really know anything about stocks, or r/WSB, but I know I don’t like Wall Street crooks, big banks, or big money firms, so...

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YOLO'd my savings yesterday. Is this what it feels like to be acoustic?

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Bought puts on my throwaway webull account. When I buy puts market always goes up. You are welcome

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