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Maybe he'd ask her out after the session was over. [hypnosis] [flashing]

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She really enjoyed getting into character - it added spice to the bedroom. [blowjob] [costume] [hallowe'en special]

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He got lucky in more than one way. [implied]

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Yes, it's important to be interested in your partner's hobbies, but there's a limit. [implied blowjob] [girlfriend]

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They knew exactly what they were doing... [nude beach] [teasing]

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Sports can bring out the pettiness in people. [blowjob] [girlfriend] [lost bet] [superbowl] [yes, I know it's the wrong superbowl - I work with what I have]

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My word is my bond. [implied] [friend]

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First impressions are important. [implied blowjob]

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How I wish girls had talked to me... [flirt] [wholesome]

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Coincidence? I think not. [implied blowjob]

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Sometimes lying isn't a deal-breaker. [implied sex]

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Inquiring minds want to know! [FFM]

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She liked your looks a little too much... [implied]

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When your girlfriend isn't jealous. [implied threesome] [girlfriend]

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It's important to ask for consent! But it's also important to not look a gift horse in the mouth. [implied blowjob/handjob]

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With the shutdown, cookie sales are down. What to do? [double blowjob] [humour]

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Thank God for assertive girls, or I'd never have gotten laid. [implied sex]

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It's become a game at this point. [lesbian] [implied sex] [open marriage]

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The original game meant for sex. [blowjob]

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Private health care has to count for something, right? [topless] [implied]

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Meeting with your approval. [facial] [confident]

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The threesome experiment was a success. [FFM]

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Tired of waiting for him to make a move? [implied] [wholesome]

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Sometimes you hear the words but the meaning doesn't sink in until later. [naked] [implied threesome]

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People's sex lives reveal a lot about them. [sub] [naked]

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You wouldn't want to come across as inexperienced, right? [friend] [implied blowjob]

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Important discussions to have before a threesome. [implied FFM] [implied anal]

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Cancel all your plans! [implied threesome]

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Living dangerously. [implied sex] [naked] [exhibitionism]

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How to win a man in 2 easy steps. [anal]

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FYI. [flashing] [implied]

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You'll show her a whole new world, all right. [naked] [implied] [hallowe'en]

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Trick or treat carries a different meaning when you're older. [blowjob] [naked] [humour] [hallowe'en]

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She was tired of your bragging. [blowjob]

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Finding shared interests is important when you're living with someone. [lesbian] [recording]

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I hope you feel better soon. [facial] [naked]

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Take a minute and realize how lucky you are today. [anal] [naked] [thanksgiving]

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It's good to be a gentleman. But not TOO gentle. [naked] [implied]

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The proof is in the, um, pudding. [facial]

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It's nice to be popular. [cum] [naked] [MF sex]

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Math majors make fun girlfriends. [implied MF sex] [implied FFFM] [schoolgirls]

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The original form of porn. [implied sex]

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Some principles are non-negotiable. [naked] [group] [implied threesome]

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What a brat! [implied MF]

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Life is about discovering new things about yourself. [blowjob]

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Who will win? [group] [naked] [implied FFM]

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Exercise is good! [implied]

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The outfit makes the woman. [naked] [humour]

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Her birthday is coming up, hint hint. [naked] [implied]

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She wanted you desperately. [implied]

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How thoughtful. [naked] [implied]

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Wanna bet? [implied blowjob] [bet]

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Stop obsessing over your size. Seriously. [naked] [implied blowjob] [wholesome]

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Meditation with friends can be fun. [implied cunnilingus]

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Some people are more gifted than others. [MF cunnilingus]

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Get off Reddit and get some exercise! [MF sex] [humour]

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I hope you have a good day! [implied] [wholesome]

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Any place if a good place

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The early bird gets the worm, but the late riser gets laid. [naked] [implied]

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An underrated feature. [implied blowjob]

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