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Lesson No. 1: Don't use lines you saw on Reddit

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Found the perfect girl this morning. Cute, professional and helpful around the house. [NSFW]

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The real question is... Who took this picture? (NSFW)

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How could I not swipe right?

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(NSFW) I guess I'll volunteer...

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Planning Ahead

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I could eat.

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Really? [NSFW]

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My first moment!

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[nsfw]One finger, so clean

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She certainly wasn't lying (NSFW)

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Or not, as it were.

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Only 14 matches deep but I got my first NSFW moment today!

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Now I ain't saying she a golddigger

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So It Begins... PLEASE DO NOT ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR

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Pretty happy with the first NSFW moment I've gotten.

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No shame in her game (NSFW)

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Cum in my virgin hole

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First NSFW Moment in a long time!

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Huh. [NSFW]

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I'd cum down the chimney.

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Some people wait a lifetime, for a moment like this (first NSFW moment)

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#freethenip

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Truly a magical time of the year

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She Knows How to Get the Right Swipe

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2015 is going to be a great year.

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FINALLY I get a good moment (NSFW)

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This morning, I bring you win. (NSFW)

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My luck it changing! (NSFW)

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Friends eat friends out in parks!

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Is she for real?!

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But that side boob game...

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#Yolo (nsfw)

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I thought it was a baguette at first.

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Things Girls Say

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Oh go on then...

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(NSFW) this match won't respond to me, but damn does she have some good moments

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Erhm.. #shameless

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Swedish girls just acting casual crazy. Not sure if NSFW..

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I've been waiting for this to happen...

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Took 5 months, but finally got a [NSFW] Moment.

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[NSFW] didn't see this coming

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Obviously the standard 6 photos wasn't enough for her [NSFW]

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I...don't...even...know...[NSFW]

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Looks legit

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Sharing her most intimate moments... [NSFW]

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Nothing but Nikes.

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Nice like that

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Well, about time for me to be hitting the ol' dusty trail...

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Friends

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Well this is a first

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"I am the classy type."

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She seems like a nice girl

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Hi my name is Catrina, and I want to be Miley Cyrus. NSFW

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Never in my life have I Super Liked so hard.

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I think this is very funny!

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This is the best response I've ever had on here

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She unmatched me shortly thereafter...

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Norwegians are definitely different to what I'm used to

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Straight up killing it

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