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Because todays the day you fucken die!!!

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I havent posted to /r/no_turn_unstoned in a while but I like the community feel here better!!!

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This has got to be the dumbest fucking question anyone has ever asked me. And on fucking Tinder of all places. Like, do you fucking think before spewing ridiculously cheesy and stupid bull shit at people?

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TO THE POINT WHERE I DONT EVEN FUCKING CARE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FOR ALL THE FUCKIN TROLLS THAT HAVE BEEN FUCKING WITH ME TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHAT THE FUCK!!

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HELL FUCKING YEAH WERE ON THE SAME SIDE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FUCK THE HATERS YALL!!!

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Or get the FUCK outta my way!!!!!!

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WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE WHEN THE PIZZA IS GOOD LOLOL!!!!

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WHEN THE HATERS TRY TO RUN AND HIDE

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SOME OF US ARE TOO SMART FOR THE EDUCATION SYSTEM MFER!!!

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HE ALWAYS GETS TO SIT THERE AND IT'S NEVER MY TURN WELL TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!!!

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I'm just going to take the butts from ashtrays if i can't? do you want me getting sick?

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DOWN WITH THOSE SUICIDAL BUTTMUCHERS AT MEIRL AND JOIN THE SICKEST F'N BROTHERHOOD THAT GOT YOUR BACK MFER!!!!!!!

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FUCK THE GROVENMIT!

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HE CAN HAVE THE PRAWN COCKT*IL THO, THEY TASTE LIKE SHI*

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JUST KEEP THEM IN THE MEDICINE CABINET

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YOU SHOULDN'T PUT YOUR COLLECTORS RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WALMART DISPENSER MACHINES IF YOU WANT ME TO HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT

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IT'S NOT YOU'RE TV MFER GIMME BACK THE REMOTE

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FOR THE FAMILY

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YEAH YEAH ANIMATICS ARE NICE AND ALL BUT I NEED THE ENTIRE STORY RELATIVELY FR*CKING SOON!

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HOW THE FUCK DO I USE THIS?!?!?!?!

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SERIOUSLY IT EASES THE FLOW OF TRAFFIC CONGESTION... STOP HONKING YOU FUCKS!

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IT'S MY HEART, BY THE WAY

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IT REALLY TIES THE F*KING ROOM TOGETHER

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MY GRANDPFER ALWAYS SAID "KEEP YOURE FREINDS CLOSE, AN STAY THE HECK AWAY FROM YOU'R ENEMYS"

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WHY DID YOU CALL ME A LIAR? NOW GIVE ME THE BARS AND I WILL FORGIVE YOU

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LAST NIGHT I HEADBANGED TO HARD TO SOME GOOD OL NIRVANA AND AVENGED SEVENFOLD!!!! THOSE BANDS ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU SO I WONT REALLY KISS YOU YOU SK*ANK MFERETTE!!?? YOU THINK IM GONNA GIVE UP THE METAL HORNS FOR YOU WELL GUESS WHAT! I BROKE MY SPIN

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[COCKOUT] IF YOU MAKE CHIMICHANGAS IM GONNA CHIMI CHUCK EM OUT THE WINDOW!!!!!!!!

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LOL THAT FUCKING GUY FROM THE JEEP COMMERCIAL IS DEAD HES PROBABLY A SKELETON NOW SO MAYB HES ONE OF US

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AI'NT THAT THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A HOMETOWN HERO RUNNING UP THE TRAP!!!! YELAWOLF YOU BETTER WATCH OUT MFER!!!!!

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MY LIFE BELONGS IN THE DARKNESS!!!

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MY SHE_WOLF HAS MY BACK. CAN U SAY THE SAME??

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GET GENIUSES AT COCA COLA!!!! YOU EVER HEARD OF SCIENCE?! I CAN'T ENJOY DRINKING ICE YOU DUMBASS IT WON'T CUM OUT OF THE BOTTLE!!!!

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LIVE: COURTROOM SKETCH FROM THE KARMACOURT TRIAL!!!!!!

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WHY CANT YOU GET ONE OF THE COOL FLAVORS LIKE BBQ INSTEAD OF THAT NASTY TRASH FLAVOR???

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LET IT HAPPEN ONE MORE TIME AND I'M UNLEASHING A HE'LL THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN MFER!!!!

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I DONT KNOW WHEN THE TRAIN GETS HEAR MFER, DO I LOOK LIKE I NO?

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IF YOU DONT STEAL ARE MEMES, THEIR WON'T BE ANY TROUBLE. BUT IF YOU DO THERE WILL BE HE'LL TO PAY AND WE WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH THE FORCE OF ARE SUPERIOR MEMES. GOT IT??

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[MOST BADASS SUMMER] KAREN IS GONNA START LEARNING THE HARD WAY NOT TO FUCC WITH MY LUNCH!!!!!

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THIS IS THE BADASS RESPONSE I BASICALLY GOT AFTER TELLING HER 'GOOD MORNING MFER'

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I ROLLED THE DICE AND LOST ADN WAS MINORLY INCONVENIENCED AS A RESULT BECAUSE I FUCKEN HATE TAKING SHOWERS!!!!!

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[THXGIVING] I DONT WANT THE FOOD TO GO TO WAIST!!!!!

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GUNS ARE ONLY AS GOOD AS THE M'FER WHO AKIMBOS THEM

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POPEYE WILL DRINK YOUR ASS UNDER THE TABLE

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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP BUTTER AND ALSO HAPPY GOD DAMN BIRTHDAY THIS HANDMADE MASTERPEASE IS FOR YOU LIFE IS WAYNE SMOKE BEER

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THIS IS THE TITLE

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SERIOUSLY I'M STARTING TO GET PISSED THE HE'LL OFF

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NO OFFENSE BUT I REALLY DON'T GET HOW PEOPLE CAN SIMPLY STARE INTO THE SUN LIKE THAT

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PASS THE SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE MFER

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PEOPLE WANNA KNOW WHY I DO THE SHIT I DO

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YOU GET THE MOST VITAMINS WHEN YOU EAT THEM RAW, WITHOUT EVERYTHING COOKED OUT. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT.

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ITS THE BEST TEMP

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I REALLY WANT A KERNAL SANDERS IMPERSONATOR TO SAY “I DO DECLARE... WAR AGAINST r/MEAT_IRELAND” BECAUSE THAT WOULD SPIKE THE WOW FACTOR TO ELEVEN

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I SPILT MY MFIN SPAGGETTI-OS YESTERDAY AND THIS MORNING I WOKE UP WITH MONEY FROM THE TOOTH FAIRY. IT GETS BETTER GUYS

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ALL ABOARD YER BADASS MFERS, WE'RE SAILING THROUGH THE FIRES OF HELL

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YUO CAN STICK YUOR JEEP’S TAILPIPE WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE MFER!!!!!

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT CAN'T SUCK MY DICK, WHAT THE FUCK DID I SPEND $100 FOR THEN??!?!

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