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CAN CONFIRM: I am the tits. NSFW

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You're going to love what this guy does

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OP ALMOST get's a blow job; can confirm, I am all five girls

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"Doesn't want casual sex, just wants to bang"

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So apparently the Google play store is like 15 and a girl.

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and then literally bird [NSFW]?

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To shy to let my husband see me naked, but totaly down with posing semi-nude for the front page of the Daily Mail

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Showering your armpits is life or death! can confirm: am boob.

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Turns out the movie Aladdin is set in a apocalyptic wasteland

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Sex blogger leads half her family in an orgy. (NSFW)

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[NSFW] Team of highly trained scientists discover 3 simple words to trigger secretion of sex molecule

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Review of a Sex Toy

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Congratulations homophobes.

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Mohawk Man wearing nothing but a banana hammock and a backpack walking his wiener dog.

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Teacher enlights class as to why people draw dicks on stuff

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Just found this picture on my phone... it's not me and I don't know the guy ._.

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Apparently we're all just eating 4chan's shit. (Nsfw)

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Can confirm, am free hands [NSFW]

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My boyfriend just send this to me. We have never talked/done this before. [NSFW]

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A religious woman walks across the bar to warn us about the "evils" of playing poker: her reaction was priceless.

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Unborn miracle baby reaches out of the womb to hold hands with a surgeon.

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women must walk around naked on 9/11 or else they are a secret terrorist [NSFW]

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Guy scares Mexican woman into giving birth

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#NSFW true "google stories" while searching for gears of war

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Yeah.. right

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"Let me know if you woman wants to k ow what it feels like to have a real man behind her legs."

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Really Mashable?!

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Nice Guy (and Obvious Spelling Bee Champion) Fellates Unexpected Penis Out of Sheer Politeness

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Why are they always 5? (NSFW-ish)

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Girls stay behind to help flexible guy

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Poppin dat pussy!

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This person randomly started bleeding as soon as they stepped in the shower.

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Girl makes out with drunk pricks with her friend's cum in her mouth just to prank them

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Man has an epic experience with the nipples of his dreams

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I have no words for this one

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Didn't know girls just walked around their dorms in the nude...

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Craigslister panty seller gets request from dad. NSFW

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If only she knew who was coming to poo NSFW

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I'd rather not

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"We sang it in unison through climax. No Regrets."

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Exaggeration at its best.

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Girl tells elderly man to fuck himself

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[NSFW] r/randomactsofblowjob poster who describes himself finishing as "the grand finale" gets a blowjob from a "sexy college girl"

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mom accidentally buys kids penis pasta [nsfw]

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His butt

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Man with huge penis makes girl visibly wet.

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I totally talk about my birthday and high-five during sex too!

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My bullshit meter is through the roof

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A very funny prank.

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God's Not Dead III: God Loves Head

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It happened 3 times

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AFTER, he sent a dick pic out of the blue and tried to play it off as being hacked, my kid's friend's step dad had this 'typo' (NSFW)

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It's true, I was the wax.

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Had to make an account just to poke at chief

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Does this count as politics?

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FU grammy

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NSFW Anal 101

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Strong Swimmers

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handful of dick

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Guy totally fucked his buddy's wife...

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