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The middle part is spicy but I hope it doesn't get too dry in the oven (x-post from r/shittyfoodporn)

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Been on reddit for 3 years but only just noticed my first cakeday. Here's a boobie cake my friend made for my 24th birthday (xpost from /r/pics)

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[F] (nsfw)

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Just. Beautiful.

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Sensual dinner for one

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It's a candy cane... I swear!

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Not Staged - a Valess Veggie Schnitzel in yesterday's dirty pan with a squirt of ketchup that either looks like a wang or a dude in bellbottoms blowing himself. I'm proud and ashamed at the same time.

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NSFW i hope my cooking does not disturb you.

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Honey/lemon/ginger glazed steelhead trout with a side of cheesy garlic mashed potatoes and Parmesan asparagus. Served with steel reserve fruity flavors and a jealous husky

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Erotic Velveeta Advertisement Copy

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[19m] first post, kind of nervous. Poss NSFW.

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Salvador Dalí demonstrates how to properly serve a lobster.

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Garlic knot cock NSFW

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This was my friend's birthday cake

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My friend's sad, sad excuse for sushi ?

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The most unappetizing thing I've seen in real life. NSFW ?

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This cake I made looks like a fucking skin disease [NSFW]

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Roast beef sandwhich spotted on Facebook

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Found this on Twitter in honor of B&BJ day... I have no words [NSFW]

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My girlfriend accidentaly made this piece of feminist art.

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Made Pancakes.

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First post here. Friends trashy cake for his mom.

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Bratwurst does a yam, accompanied by a steak sliver.

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No More Ties!

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NSFW Spaghets

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This bacon looks obscene.

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Baby shower cake

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Mmmmm... cake?

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I can't believe it's not butter?

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Caramel Cock and Balls

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PB&J taco/slightly nsfw

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sausage in oven

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Poo Poo Platter

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[nsfw] Busted nut

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Jackpot!

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The dirty floor makes for a romantic background...

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NSFW shitty food + porn.

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Pork, cottage cheese, tomatoes, and bbq sauce. Her version of a famous bowl. (Slight nsfw)

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Brought in a peeled, baked sweet potato as a snack today during work

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Mmm wonder what I can make with this... ?

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I'll take 8!

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No

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Chocolate Cake

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A Beautiful Pork Abscess

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You're not from Mississippi if you never tried *this*

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Uncured Turkey Hotdog

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Cheers or high five, your call.

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Breaded chicken tender on brioche with melted cheddar and jalapeno ranch

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skinger bread man

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Boiled chicken

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So I tried my hand at making paté and this batch came out rather feminine...

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Turkey

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When someone tells you to go eat a dick

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