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Cunnilingus is next to cleanliness.

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Never try to keep up with the Joneses; they might be newlyweds.

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Save a mouse, eat a pussy!

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One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.

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It's the sighs that count.

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If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position.

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Love does not make the world go around, just up and down a bit.

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Confucious say: man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.

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It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger.

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The fucking ain't worth the fighting.

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Gentlemen prefer blondes, but who says blondes prefer gentlemen? -- Mae West

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Save a mouse, eat a pussy!

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Sex; it's always best when one partner is at least a little bit desperate.

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Confucious say: squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.

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Procrastinators do it tomorrow.

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Confucious say: woman who put man in dog house find him in cat house.

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Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex. -- Karl Marx

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Confucious say: man who streak unsuited for work.

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Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

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You are a tower of strength in the office, but only so-so in bed.

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Teen-age prostitution: the problem is mounting!

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She was a farmer's daughter but she couldn't keep her calves together.

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It's the sighs that count.

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Sex is just one damp thing after another.

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Then there was the girl who was engaged to a gymnast -- 'til he broke it off.

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Confucious say: woman who put man in dog house find him in cat house.

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Whoever named it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy. -- Groucho Marx

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He was so ugly hookers used to tell him, "Not on the first date."

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Mathematicians take it to the limit.

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Politicians do it to everyone.

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When a girl admits she's had a checkered career, it's your move.

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Hang gliders go down very slowly.

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Sex; it's always best when one partner is at least a little bit desperate.

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The penis mightier than the sword.

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Confucious say: seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.

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Kamikazes do it once.

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If they can't take a joke, then fuck 'em. If they can, then fuck 'em.

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She was a farmer's daughter but she couldn't keep her calves together.

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I really had to act; 'cause I didn't have any lines. -- Marilyn Chambers

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Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. -- Garrison Keillor

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Cunnilingus is next to cleanliness.

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Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.

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Programmers do it bit by bit.

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Do not stoop to tie your laces in your neighbor's melon patch.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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The penis mightier than the sword.

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The Supreme Court does it with all deliberate speed.

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Confucious say: woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine.

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The only people who make love all the time are liars. -- Louis Jordan

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Lawyers do it to everyone.

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Love is blind but desire doesn't give a good goddam. -- James Thurber

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Teen-age prostitution: the problem is mounting!

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Lawyers do it to everyone.

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Whatever you say about pornography, sex is here to stay.

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For a gay time, call 555-9483. Ask for Brucie.

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A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.

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Once upon a girl there was a time...

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Writers do it between periods.

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Sixteen'll get you twenty.

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A hand in the bush is worth two on the bird.

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