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Dammit reddit, this is my chrome front page now...a little NSFW

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[NSFW] 4chan meets gonewild

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I don't even know what to say. NSFW

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I think they're trying to tell me something NSFW

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That Special Someone

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"How is my asshole warmness cringy?" NSFW text

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Two pizza related posts have never had better/worse timing. [NSFW]

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texts from last night

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This showed up on my facebook feed today... not sure if it goes here. Someone tell me who 'John' is.. (NSFW)

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What did he say? REVEAL YOUR SECRETS!

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Louis C.K. didn't like my google search. NSFW

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How I deal with writer's block as a musician.

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LOOK WHAT JESUS DID! LOOK WHAT JESUS DID! LOOK WHAT JESUS DID!

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WTF reddit adds?!

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Almost fell off my chair when a friend posted this. Slightly NSFW

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This has been working surprisingly well :L

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Thanks NPR but I'll just take the news, and that's all! (NSFW?)

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Something tells me Cody is pretty lonely... [slightly NSFW]

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While innocently looking for a runner's massage stick...... WTF (NSFW)

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Just got this text from a random number. Kids these days......

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Gotta love National Geographic [nsfw]

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For my real life cake day, I give you this..(slightly nsfw)

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If you say so...

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So apparently, male porn stars have their balls removed.

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um......I can try I guess

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Google image searched "suicide hotline", was greeted by unexpected photos...

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Is this real? [NSFW]

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So apparently, Twitter now has novelty accounts...

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Asleep on the job (slightly NSFW)

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Bikini Atoll Explosion NSFW? (SFW)

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I had to pause the trailer for the next X-Men movie. Came back to this. NSFW?

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Sooo I was like I wonder what kind of popcorn flavors people of this great country said back to our president...

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Mr Rogers likes what he sees...

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Sometimes I talk to the bots...

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I couldn't remember if cans of Squirt are yellow or green, so I Googled it. I have no idea where to post this. [NSFW]

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Whilst browsing videos I stubbled upon these two stills. I think you get it. (Nsfw)

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All I did was google iCarly... (nsfw)

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while surfing reddit front page - perfect timing (NSFW)

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So does this mean I have to pay or something? [NSFW]

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My brother's tinder success

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Either my profile says something completely different from what I think it does, or PlentyOfFish needs to tweak their algorithm a bit.

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I've seen some shit

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Was looking at Mate gourds on Amazon and I ran into this...

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Facebook delivers nsfw ish

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For all the Kid Cudi Haters NSFW

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Disgruntled employee perhaps?

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The top post on /r/IMDB...

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Amazon Solves!

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I finally got a smartphone, and auto correct got me good

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Not exactly what I had in mind, Google. [NSFW]

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[NSFW] Siri likes to have the music on...

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[NSFW] While looking for "suction cup whiteboard" on Amazon...

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Saw this while I was reporting a fake profile on FB. Anyone might know why gamers would be a problem on Facebook? (mildly NSFW)

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Chunk Tingle and Carrie Fisher..?

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Yeah EC, grab those ass cheeks!

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Welp who was it?

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Yo pornhub Billie Eilish is only 17 years old

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Hmmmmmmmmm

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I thought it was a robot not a person

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Fart

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