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My girlfriend handed me this note last night while I was browsing Reddit. I was off the couch in record time. [slightly nsfw]

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Amazing Sexual World Records [nsfw-ish]

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A badass Swedish Marathon runner (and he set a new personal record) [Slightly NSFW]

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So, we rolled the smallest joint ever just now with blunt leftovers. Probably a world record. It even has a crutch. [NSFW]

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The World record for the most naked people on a rollercoaster (Surrey, England) [nsfw]

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What are those things? Records? (NSFW)

happygirls

Sometimes you just have to buy a record because of its cover (NSFW)

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Went to my local record store and found this wonderful album cover with a cat/woman hybrid holding a machine gun. [NSFW]

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I was privileged to have my band's artwork done by Rika, the same talented artist as my solo record. [NSFW]

WeAreTheMusicMakers

my cousin found this at an old record store. (mildly NSFW?)

funny

The most I've spent on a single record yet; but its so worth it. (NSFW)

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Awesome new record I recently purchased [NSFW]

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Led Zeppelin receiving golden records at a sex club in Stockholm (x-post r/wtf) nsfw

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Halloween playlist! Love listening to these records every year while handing out candy. NSFW I guess

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Vintage girl with records [Possibly NSFW]

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Does anyone know anything about this record? I.V. League (NSFW because of a drawing of a penis)

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Black Dice - Broken Ear Record [640 x 640] [NSFW]

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I missed my 2nd Cake Day by a couple minutes. I've been holding on to this letter I found torn up in a Carpenters record I inherited. Its from one teenage girl to another ~1993-1995. [NSFW]

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"My (Now Removed) Spleen is in the Running for a Guinness World Record" [+2215][NSFW]

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[50/50] Will Smith Being a Dickhead l Squirting World Record (NSFW)

FiftyFifty

I'd like to share with reddit how I slice brains and record from the cells within them (possibly NSFW).

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Anyone know if this record is any good? [NSFW]

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Had a accident with my finger, so the fingernail had to go. I recorded this with my good hand. [NSFW - surgical procedure]

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Interesting Green Day Album I found at a record store in NYC [MERCH] [NSFW]

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just casually pleasuring herself against some records [NSFW]

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my friends and i have a bad track record when it comes taking shits while blacked out [NSFW]

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Some screenshots I took while recording my videos [NSFW]

GrandTheftAutoV

I bought a used copy of Sheik Yerbouti at a local record shop and I found a rather interesting photo inside (NSFW)

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[Leaked] Actual iShill bootup caught and recorded [NSFW][NSFL][NSF ANDROID]

androidcirclejerk

[50/50] Recorded Suicide of murder victim's wife (NSFL) | Girl who is too happy twerking (NSFW)

FiftyFifty

I just received a message due to an album I made a long time ago (NSFW, you'll see in the comments). For the record I'm not the person in the album, which makes this even better.

justneckbeardthings

[50/50] Jackie Chan does Diddy Kong-style cartwheel kick into a group of bad guys, kicking all of their asses | Girl takes world record-worthy shit while watching soccer (NSFW)

FiftyFifty, WTF

[50/50] The first picture ever published on the internet | The first recorded footage of a state execution (NSFW/L)

FiftyFifty

I bought a Prince record at a flea market for $1. This poster was inside. NSFW

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Just moved into a new house. Found this record in a box in the garage left behind by the last tenant. NSFW

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[50/50] Guy sticking his head out a the window gets hit by a stop sign (NSFW) | A monkey spins himself right round like a record

FiftyFifty

[50/50] Skateboarding goes wrong | Skateboarder beats the World Speed Record of 130.08 km/h (80.83 mph) Not-NSFW

FiftyFifty

Don't you wish you could just lie naked with him in bed all day, listening to vinyl records, and smoking? [semi-nsfw]

LGBTrees

Biggest pop ever recorded from a living (or dead) creature NSFW

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[50/50] Man records himself being hit by train (Nsfw) | Man walks in house (Sfw)

FiftyFifty

Living in England, seeing this German truck its some of the best advertising for frying pans ever recorded. [slightly NSFW]

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A picture of me from a few years ago, holding a vinyl record I painted with the trans symbol on it. One of my favorite photos! [nsfw-ish I suppose]

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[50/50] Child killed by Piranhas (NSFW) | World Record 10lb Piranha (SFW)

FiftyFifty

[50/50] Long Jumper breaks the world record | Guy runs into woman Not-NSFW

FiftyFifty

[50/50] Amazon Prime Air Delivery (Drone) | Reporter records a murder during a news segment NSFW

FiftyFifty

[50/50] Fatal plane crash Recorded from inside the plane NSFW/L | Awesome frisbee catch SFW

FiftyFifty

Handjob picture Upmann activity record 3 by momio [NSFW]

animelegwear

[50/50] Natural phenomenon called 'finger of ice' freezes starfishes on the sea ground | Homeless shelter in Russia filled with 63 dead bodies after record winter 2012 [NSFW/NSFL]

FiftyFifty

Mother leaves child home alone, nanny cam records part of kidnapping [NSFW]

KarmaConspiracy

First recorded instance of a warthog killing and eating another animal (NSFW)

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Eve Meyer, wife of sexploitation filmmaker Russ Meyer, listening to records at home. (1950s) NSFW

OldSchoolCool

[50/50] Cliff jumping world record - POV SFW | Fugitive Shoots Himself in Front of Police Officers NSFW/L

FiftyFifty

Looking at our March record (NSFW)

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Legends says he can do vinyl records too [NSFW]

WTF

Example of poor record handling technique - NSFW

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CTR: CORRUPT THE RECORD [NSFW]

The_Donald

[50/50] World record speed-crocheting | Rodent bondage erotica (NSFW)

FiftyFifty

A few stoners scribbled a dick and a joint on my record [possibly NSFW]

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Day 6 of 100 NSFW Reddit’s. I’ve never really seen the mess I make before now. I really do get so so wet. So much fun. Thanks to a special fellow Redditor who recorded a secret sexy story for me to listen to to help me make this mess ?? [OC] (f)

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Got a couple of unsued blanks for .75 each, but one had a NSFW secret recording on it.

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