Jizz

MRW 'Murica's finest capture goddamn terrorist bastards

MURICA, reactiongifs

MRW I know I look hot.

TrollXChromosomes

MRW my boyfriend's eating something that looks yummy.

TrollXChromosomes

MRW I finally find a dating profile where someone writes in complete, properly formed sentences

reactiongifs

MRW a friend goes to look at my computer screen and I have multiple tabs of NSFW subreddits up behind my research paper

TrollYChromosome

MRW when I meet a girl who is a tease

reactiongifs

MRW My ex (who I've been ignoring for months) snapchats me an old NSFW photo of us.

TrollXChromosomes

MRW my friend wont stop talking about his girlfriend at the strip club.

reactiongifs

MRW my boyfriend wants to play, but I'm craving chocolate more than cock.

TrollXChromosomes

MRW I'm doing the "Thriller" dance at the club and notice someone cute is watching me

TrollYChromosome

MRW chrome freezes on a somewhat-NSFW link in school and my teacher looks over

reactiongifs

MRW I'm browsing reddit around my family and a bunch of nsfw post start appearing

reactiongifs

MRW I get that 2am text that says “come over”

reactiongifs

MRW When I am trying to join the mile-high club, but realize just before climax that I am about to endanger the entire aircraft because I haven't blown my load in months (NSFW).

shittyreactiongifs

MRW I catch up with the manga and realize it's still on hiatus

HunterXHunter

MRW I'm fingering my 8 foot tall invisible girlfriend

shittyreactiongifs

MRW my neck starts to hurt because I've been reading bleach 8 hours straight

bleach

MRW I see my formerly flat-chested friend for the first time since she got knocked up. [NSFW-ish]

TrollXChromosomes

MRW as a lady with larger boobs, finds a bra that fits perfectly!

TrollXChromosomes

MRW I read chopping wood increases testosterone [OC]

reactiongifs

MRW my girlfriend texts "I'm horny wish you were here ;)"

reactiongifs

MRW I was watching porn, and before the sex started, the girl was listening to my favorite band

TrollYChromosome

mrw there are "hot, single girls" that are looking for me in my spam folder

gaybros, gaymers

MRW when I hear 2 U.S. Marines stopped that terror attack on the train in France.

reactiongifs

MRW when my firefly leaves for a gangbang, and I'm both scared and happy for him

shittyreactiongifs

MRW I'm smelling a giant barbie's pussy and it smells awful. NSFW

shittyreactiongifs

MRW, I cum on his cock, from penetration! Trolls, this is so new for me. <3

TrollXChromosomes

MRW people are jerks.

TrollXChromosomes

MRW my crush finds out i'm a redditor, asks my username but i mod a NSFW sub

reactiongifs

MRW My invisibility potion finally works so I sneak into a game of tag on Halloween at a nudist colony only to realize that a side effect of invisibility is blindness [NSFW]

shittyreactiongifs

mrw when he's pulling his lightsaber out and it's much bigger in person

gaymers, FiftyFifty, makesyoumoist

MRW my SO asks how my math hw is coming along but I got distracted and am looking at porn.

TrollXChromosomes

MRW I watched the season 2 finale of Rick and Morty.

rickandmorty

MRW I open my inbox to a bunch of messages complaining about my titles

Tgirls

MRW I find out Obama is relieving the debt to those permanently disabled.

ImGoingToHellForThis

MRW when using force shells for the first time...

EliteDangerous

mrw u drink to much Ḇ̶̷̞̻͎̜͙̘̫̙͉̪͔̖̟͇̯ͭ̑̾̓̓̒ͯͦͣͤ̑̓̌̏͆ͣ́͘͜Ê̢̛͊͋̅̓ͩ̀͢͏̤̪̟͍̺͇͚͉̬̝̦͍P̸̛̪̘̯͇͉̘̦͕̥̪̲̾̈́̉̓ͪ͒͋ͯͮ̎͌́ͮ͑ͪ̍̇̕Iͬ̊ͫͫ̎͗̕͜҉̢͉͎̼̀ͅS͍̹̙̼̯̜͔͈̖̮͔͎͉̪̲͕ͪ̈́̓ͮ́͟ͅͅ

Ooer

MRW i'm watching porn and the girl admits that she is cheating on her boyfriend, but then later says that she could never have a threesome with him because she couldn't handle seeing him with another girl.

TrollYChromosome, bestof_gangbangs

MRW the Cincinnati Zoo killed the most beautiful, inspiring gorilla in the world.

ImGoingToHellForThis

MRW I see all the amazing, high quality content on this sub (NSFW)

HighQualityGifs

MRW r/gaybears tells me my arms are sexy

gaybears

MRW I hear Iran are going to ban Americans from entering their country

ImGoingToHellForThis

MRW ich in die Wohnheimsküche gehe...

de

MRW I hear someone break into my home.

MURICA

MRW I decide to ignore dudes whining about a lady centric movie screening and buy tickets to said movie instead. So excited!

TrollXChromosomes

MRW offered non-vegan cupcakes NSFW

vegancirclejerk

MRW a muslim says he took care of a sexual emergency.

ImGoingToHellForThis

MRW they are giving out free gun control stickers. [OC]

weekendgunnit

MRW I have enough money left over in the budget for a safe. [Oh see if you can step. Go ahead.]

weekendgunnit

MRW I hear gungrabbers talking about high cap mags

weekendgunnit

MRW /r/sexwithdogs was banned

ImGoingToHellForThis

MRW reading all the gun control comments on the front page

weekendgunnit

MRW My fiance gives me ten dollars to get coffee after my job interview today because he "know's I'm gonna nail it."

TrollXChromosomes

MRW someone asks me if I'm a Norm fan.

NormMacdonald

MRW I see Futa art

futanari

MRW I heard we were doing sexy Star Trek gifs and I have a thing for feet

startrekgifs, voyager, risa

MRW people say chest hair is sexy as hell

startrekgifs

MRW I (a trans woman) get my first strap-on and wearing it and seeing it between my legs feels really validating. (

traaNSFW

MRW everybody knows that the bird is a word..

reactiongifs, BirdsArentReal, Achievement_Hunter

MRW my pregnant wife's family says they can't wait to see me struggle putting a diaper on our newborn but they don't know I have been diapering myself weekly for years

ABDL