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My shopping came to exactly $13.37

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Two of my friends both bought the exact same type of train ticket at the exact same time at different stations.

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Accidental phone-camera shot totally looks like a picture of someone's butt (it's not).

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I'm doing my Field Research in the Panamint Mountains and took a picture for the girlfriend when a mysterious hiker shadow appeared.

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One pot, two lives. [x-post from r/weird]

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My thermometer today was very repeat-ey

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In Paranormal Activity 3, this caption has two clever meanings.

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Found a bunch of old playboy clippings in a Van Morrison album bought at an auction (nsfw)

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This model on this cup is actually wearing a bra (NSFW)

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The nipples were photoshopped off the packaging for a body fishnet at a costume shop (NSFW)

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The ice in this bottle melted into a NSFW shape.

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This mannequin suffers from wardrobe malfunction (NSFW)

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This car is always parked in my University car park showing off this interesting accessory...

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My change from Tesco

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Amazon lists the price per 100g for sex toys (nsfw)

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Turning a lava lamp on for the first time. Yes, 'turning on' is ambiguous here.

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My penis ice got a little excited

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I have an oddly realistic pair of boobs in my hardwood floor, plus a few other things. (Semi-NSFW)

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One of my employees picks up appliances to move them.

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My chopped yellow pepper looks like a pair of breasts (NSFW-ish)

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NSFW Penis, scrotum and thigh separating men's underwear for 360 degree friction protection. Translation - your junk won't stick to your leg.

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[NSFW]The news in my country (BBC) rightfully called someone a c--t today.

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While browsing Groupon, I discovered they've sold over $600,000 in dildos this holiday season.

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Played Cards Against Humanity with the family, this was my mom's response to my (black) card..

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Zurich has an airport? Oslo airport has a giant penis (nsfw)

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Bleach stain on my duvet cover looks like a cock dropping a load on the flower print (nsfw)

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Fleshlight uses Good Girl Gina in their advertising.

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Anyone know what this is for? Saw it at a local Daiso. [NSFW]

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This large wooden phallus.

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While house hunting in Asbury Park NJ we walked into the basement and found this NSFW

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One of my baby carrots flashed me during lunch...

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This bus stop ad shows 2 guys sitting on a girl's chest [nsfw]

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My friend found squid in the parking lot

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This indecent carrot

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Phallus shaped tomato

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The shadow of this towel looks like a turgid penis

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My conditioner this morning looked like a certain male body part

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Phallic sweet potato

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Can't wait for Trump and Indian PM Modi to shake hands!

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This is a Siamese Grape that I ate today.

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Went on a cruise and got this towel...animal?...on the first night (nsfw-ish)

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O'possum hand with exposed arm bone laying in my neighbor's yard

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I see your "throw crumbs on me" parody sticker and show you the parody of the "coexist" sticker which says "eat a dick"

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Advertisement in an Amsterdam Shop

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These Conjoined Cucumbers

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Uncovered a Penthouse under bathroom cabinet while remodeling...

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None of the boxes on the checklist are checked

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Cigarettes from Mexico have a picture and a warning for gangrene

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This spin bike handlebar looks like a baboon admiring his erection

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The taint locker!

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My lunch meat looks like a bag full of penises

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[NSFW] These gnomes (?) in a random window in Amsterdam

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Found this cheetos and i don't know if i will spit or swallow.

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Dick shaped pasta

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Gave me chills

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This carrot in a twist

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I lost a baby tooth at 37 years old.

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This frozen drinking water

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This bell pepper my wife found looks like a smaller pepper flashing its genitals.

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These scars on my eardrum

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