Jizz

MFW "Brave Snyder" is used unironically

moviescirclejerk

MFW /r/kwaney is a shadow of its former radiance as I alone walk amongst the ashes of the fallen kingdom, and wreathed in flame I sit upon its desolate throne.

Kwaney

mfw is ded but still has chance

The_Donald, BannedFromThe_Donald

MFW only one person posts on this sub, and its the mod

RightWingTerrorism

mfw i spot boer harm

BoerHarm

mfw the made me admin of the entire reddit website

Fahgoty

mfw I c the keat

Keat

Mfw when I updoot 0.0001 millisecond to late [highly obsessive... beware]

ledootgeneration

MFW richard ortiz is gonna smash the glass ceiling for all women!

Kappa

mfw I dint use a chaser after drnkin estus NSFL !!

shittydarksouls

MFW girlfriend agrees to get an abortion

ImGoingToHellForThis

mfw @ 5 star fish+chicken joint on mlk blvd after handing out welfare checks all day and Lil todler Jamal faggets runnin around the establishment climbing all over sheet yellin "weee waz kaanngs n sheeet"

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW Ethan joins in on the love of Choa.

Lithos

MFW Im praying for Solgi, upchwas to the left for Solgi.

Lithos

Mfw I just want to have a good Christmas and look at some great chwas but someone stole 800 dollars from me and possibly fled to mexico so my plans have been set back.

Lithos

MFW im trying to activate my latent mutant powers and melt what im assuming is a mini-van of North Korean kidnappers with my laser vision but its not really working and im starting look foolish.

Lithos

MFW work calls and asks if I want to come into work today and I don't have a good excuse.

Lithos

MFW someone labels me as a white guy

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW I'm about to start an argument in the comments

funny

MFW I saw this picture and now im going to die in seven days. Good luck boys, may Chwa bring you a swift and joyless death.

Lithos

MFW I realise she didn't buy trip insurance

ImGoingToHellForThis

mfw my dad drowns himself

metalgearsolid

MFW I call Customer Service and a black woman answers the phone.

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW I see Le Penn is leading in the election.

The_Donald

MFW The cashier thinks I'm a part of it at all..

funhaus

MFW Savitar was revealed

FlashTV

MFW I turn of the NSFW filter

AdviceAnimals

MFW I wake up lol

PetiteGoneWild

MFW I'm right but am about to get punched anyway

u_HodorTheDoorHolder

MFW people think my scene name "Mr. Gray" is from a book that is a decade older than the one I took it from.

bdsm

MFW I saw the pool video for the first time

GillianBarnes

MFW my filler item is arriving before the thing I actually wanted...

ABDL

Mfw the dots connect

DailyPepe

MFW tylot can't post on me sub

BlockForPrison

MFW I post a post that gets gold

me_irl

MFW My boss orders me to do something that isn't even my responsibility...

hentai_irl

MFW I find God.

nsfw, NSFW_AwesomePornPics, NameThatPornStar

MFW I'm on who wants to be a millionaire and the £1,000,000 question is "What is famous French footballer Zidane's first name?"

FIFA

MFW Grimace raises his blumpkin price from $5 to $10

the_grimace

MFW The number 1 most positive commenter on Reddit is basically a dude who compliments people's nipples on NSFW subreddits.

reactiongifs