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MMC after our plane clips the powerline at Mukilteo

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MMC after my tractor tips backwards and pins me to the ground

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MMC after I fall under the train while I board as an usher

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MMC after I get trapped in a mangled burning car

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MMC after a bus runs over us at a bus stop in Shenyang

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MMC after a circuit breaker blows up

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MMC after my powered paraglider gets stuck on a powerline

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MMC after this SUV knocks me down as I stand against a railing

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MMC after my ex goes to visit me just to hack me with a cleaver

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MMC after I crash into a car and then get squished

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MMC after we get shot

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MMC after I get drunk and try to take a shortcut to the store

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MMC after the grenade I'm carrying blows me up

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MMC after I get burned alive after being accused of selling rifles to robbers

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MMC after I decide to steer head on into another car

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MMC after I attempt to cross the street

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MMC after I jump off a hotel

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MMC after I was also shot

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MMC after I'm punched in the face and beaten unconscious by a schizophrenic

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MMC after I crashed my motorcycle

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MMC after I get sucker punched and beat up for no apparent reason

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MMC after we crash

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MMC after we cross the street

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MMC after we get hit by a truck

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MMC after we get in a shootout

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MMC after I drove a taxi in Brazil

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MMC after we got crushed by a truck

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MMC after I try to escape out of a window

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MMC after a tree falls on me

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MMC after an entire building falls on our bus

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MMC After i get chased and then get stabbed to death

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MMC after I was shot because my father didn't pay a fee to criminals

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MMC after I burn alive

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MMC after I fall off a building

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MMC after I leap in front of a train

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MMC after I get car bombed

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MMC after I get run over by a truck

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MMC after I get hit by a motorcycle

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MMC after I get hit by a car in an accident

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MMC after I leap off a building

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MMC after I get hacked to death over a divorce

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MMC after I smash into the side of a car

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MMC after I got decapitated in an accident

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MMC after I get my fingers chopped

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MMC after I jump off a cathedral

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MMC after I try to steal a police officer's car

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MMC after I run around with a knife and get shot

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MMC after I'm accidentally shot by the police

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MMC after I jump off a building

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MMC after I got shot over an argument about masks

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MMC after I get launched into a guardrail by a truck

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MMC after we're thrown out of the back of a van after a crash

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MMC after I get launched into the air and dragged by a car

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MMC after I bike in front of a car

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MMC after I get stabbed to death for trying to give someone a fine

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MMC after I try to carjack a police officer

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MMC after I get stabbed to death for trying to give someone a fine

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MMC after I walk directly in front of a bus

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MMC after our bus crashed

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MMC after a sign fell on us

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