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I was told I should post this here, hope you enjoy! (x/post from lgbt)

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What he said. What I said.

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Well that escalated quickly...

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Was wondering if this would ever happen ...

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I feel like sometimes I'm not nice.

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Get that thing out of my face. Where are my nachos?

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My profile mentions that I'm a solider. This is the kind of stuff I get on a daily basis...

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Run, you clever boy.

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and done.

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"I'm always hard for one"

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Can I pitch this new tv show idea to Fox?

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Drunk makeup challenge.

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After we exchanged numbers... Uhhh... What?!?

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That is a penis

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A real gentleman.

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What's wrong with Chicago? :(

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After not speaking to a FB for a few months, this isn't how you start a conversation…

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Thirsty people can be somewhat polite too :)

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My headline is "my mom always said inner beauty never got anybody free drinks at the bar."

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This takes the cake for biggest douche I've met on the app

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Well, found out I'm not gay.

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and they say Uhauls are for lesbians...

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I think he's conflicted...

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yikes

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No fems, twinks, or blacks

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Capitalising on the referendum results (UK)

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Honestly, that was an awesome response back to mine.

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Video Games

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That sums this place up pretty well.

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I'M STRAIGHT, DAMMIT!

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I will never stop using this as a response

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Oh ok

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Subtle

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Guess it was worth a shot

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Went on a date and got this totally-not-creepy message

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Sexual Things

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He might be missing the point

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Thanks you too

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I am very confused

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How fucking full of yourself can you be?

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READ BIO

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At least he's being upfront about it, I guess?

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To the point

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That's definitely the first thing I wanted to see

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I think he meant "Hi" but if the shoe fits...

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Straight huh ?

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Well, he did say *any* pic..

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I am proud and ashamed...

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Charm 101

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Had this lovely exchange on Scruff a while back..

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Thanks for the heads up! Had no idea what Grindr was when I downloaded it :)

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I guess fandoms really do divide

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He should have written that in my yearbook

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High value pics

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i'm actually really boring--sorry!

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Visiting Mexico. Not cool man.

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Finally...

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Finally!

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Gay_irl

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This happens too fucking often. Some guys just can't handle the fact that you go to work, class, the gym, etc. and have a life outside of chatting on Grindr

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