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Let me handle your balls of meat.  SWEDISH STYLE.

Let me handle your balls of meat. SWEDISH STYLE.

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A bit of Sunday cooking.

A bit of Sunday cooking.

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Bacon hotdog in a tortilla. Because fuck you, that's why.

Bacon hotdog in a tortilla. Because fuck you, that's why.

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Cajun Chicken Pasta

Cajun Chicken Pasta

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Feta and spinach stuffed chicken wrapped in bacon with brainguy, toxinn and gagaoolala

Feta and spinach stuffed chicken wrapped in bacon with brainguy, toxinn and gagaoolala

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Vomit Pasta

Vomit Pasta

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I created a morning masterpiece!

I created a morning masterpiece!

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Returning from a crazy stressful 3 week business trip, I want drunk and BBQ.

Returning from a crazy stressful 3 week business trip, I want drunk and BBQ.

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Grilled Cheese, I guess...

Grilled Cheese, I guess...

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And I'll eat its children for breakfast tomorrow!

And I'll eat its children for breakfast tomorrow!

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Is 5am a good time to make drunk pizza? Trick question. Any time is a good time for

Is 5am a good time to make drunk pizza? Trick question. Any time is a good time for drunk pizza!

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I fucked a couple of hens in the corn hole and feasted on their voluptuous titties.

I fucked a couple of hens in the corn hole and feasted on their voluptuous titties.

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Leftover Chicken Vindaloo.

Leftover Chicken Vindaloo.

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Applebananaraspberrycobblercrisp

Applebananaraspberrycobblercrisp

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tort dog

tort dog

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I'm English and tried to make an American grilled cheese after several drinks...It

I'm English and tried to make an American grilled cheese after several drinks...It did not go to plan.

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Just wanna drunken snaaack [THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT CHIPS]

Just wanna drunken snaaack [THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT CHIPS]

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Hand crafted, gourmet mini pizzas with fresh squeeze capri sun

Hand crafted, gourmet mini pizzas with fresh squeeze capri sun

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I call them buffalo chicken leftover sliders

I call them buffalo chicken leftover sliders

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Pork Belly, Fried Rice, Black Bean, Pepperjack Quesadilla

Pork Belly, Fried Rice, Black Bean, Pepperjack Quesadilla

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My husband got it into his head to make me dinner for once!

My husband got it into his head to make me dinner for once!

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Baked rosemary salmon and some boxed roasted garlic couscous. This was legit as hell.

Baked rosemary salmon and some boxed roasted garlic couscous. This was legit as hell.

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after-Christmas drunk nachos

after-Christmas drunk nachos

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Blackout Burgers

Blackout Burgers

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Salmon burger on onion poppy seed Ciabatta roll, with beet/mushroom salsa, sliced

Salmon burger on onion poppy seed Ciabatta roll, with beet/mushroom salsa, sliced beets, and an egg in an avocado. Because why the fuck not.

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Woke up to an email with this picture and the text "hnppppppkjuaImma pour it

Woke up to an email with this picture and the text "hnppppppkjuaImma pour it into my butt.'. l"

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Comfort food is the best while drinking, perogies and kielbasa. Tastes like childhood

Comfort food is the best while drinking, perogies and kielbasa. Tastes like childhood

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Pre Habs-Bruins game BLT. MORNING DRUNK.

Pre Habs-Bruins game BLT. MORNING DRUNK.

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Pork Chow Fun

Pork Chow Fun

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So snowy and I made 2am chicken soup.

So snowy and I made 2am chicken soup.

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Can't remember making this, but apparently I did.

Can't remember making this, but apparently I did.

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Stopping my vegetarianism... complete.

Stopping my vegetarianism... complete.

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Chicken thighs and Brussels sprouts all done up in a rice cooker! And pretty tasty,

Chicken thighs and Brussels sprouts all done up in a rice cooker! And pretty tasty, if I don't mind saying so myself. :)

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For the contest, I guess, but Feta/Habanero Tunashitcakes with Carrot/Cucumber/Habanero/Basil

For the contest, I guess, but Feta/Habanero Tunashitcakes with Carrot/Cucumber/Habanero/Basil Greek Yogurt Shitslaw on top of Ramen and other shit. Let's just call it shit.

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Beef, Beer, Buddy Guy, and Lung Irritants-A Wilderness Love Story

Beef, Beer, Buddy Guy, and Lung Irritants-A Wilderness Love Story

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Breakfast tacos with guac. Ain't nothing better.

Breakfast tacos with guac. Ain't nothing better.

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baked tilapia with artichoke bruschetta, thyme, garden scallions and pickled jalopenos

baked tilapia with artichoke bruschetta, thyme, garden scallions and pickled jalopenos

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Asian Beef with Veggies over Rice with my IRL friend /u/nycgoat

Asian Beef with Veggies over Rice with my IRL friend /u/nycgoat

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I have court and hour away on Tuesday morning at 9:30am. 9 days in on 28 days in

I have court and hour away on Tuesday morning at 9:30am. 9 days in on 28 days in a row at work. So fuck you, it's pork rib-end chop time in the cast iron. The Evan Williams is flowing.

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Garlic mushroom steak with eggs, 4 cheese mashed potatoes, cobettes, and the key

Garlic mushroom steak with eggs, 4 cheese mashed potatoes, cobettes, and the key ingredient: raspberry smirnoff ;)

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Just found this sub, here's an album of things I've done. Some while drunk, others

Just found this sub, here's an album of things I've done. Some while drunk, others while sober. All are amazing for eating while drunk. With most focused on super fast prep for when you have the drunchies and need to eat NOW.

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Hatch chilies and Serrano sauced chicken enchiladas

Hatch chilies and Serrano sauced chicken enchiladas

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Spaghetti Squash & Eggplant Parm - a beer-rific endeavor

Spaghetti Squash & Eggplant Parm - a beer-rific endeavor

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Cheesy Chicken Taco

Cheesy Chicken Taco

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high and dry ribs

high and dry ribs

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Breakfast First

Breakfast First

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Who says drunk cooking has to be bad (Fried Chicken & Gravy)

Who says drunk cooking has to be bad (Fried Chicken & Gravy)

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4pm benedict breakfast

4pm benedict breakfast

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Invented a new drink for holiday drunken cookery! I call it the Xmas As Fuck.

Invented a new drink for holiday drunken cookery! I call it the Xmas As Fuck.

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Slow cook hogget shoulder, use one bottle of red wine to keep it moist, make pie

Slow cook hogget shoulder, use one bottle of red wine to keep it moist, make pie with the leftovers. Slow cook the cook with a bottle of red wine to them awesome, drink more red wine with pie.

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Punch Drunk Punk Rock Teriyaki Pork

Punch Drunk Punk Rock Teriyaki Pork

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Ratatouille and steak and wine

Ratatouille and steak and wine

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Burrito Casserole (Recipe inside)

Burrito Casserole (Recipe inside)

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Drunken Lasagna?

Drunken Lasagna?

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I JUST DRANK 120 OZ OF ASAHI DRY AND MADE THE BEST DINNER EVER! CHEERS!

I JUST DRANK 120 OZ OF ASAHI DRY AND MADE THE BEST DINNER EVER! CHEERS!

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Durchii said I need to leave this here...strange guy...anyway, rosemary/dijon/balsamic

Durchii said I need to leave this here...strange guy...anyway, rosemary/dijon/balsamic kebabs with squash/zucchini/onion veggie blend with my personal dressing.

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questionable pork sammich

questionable pork sammich

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Chicken bacon Brussels

Chicken bacon Brussels

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A different kind of steak. Marinated salmon. Recipe photo by photo.

A different kind of steak. Marinated salmon. Recipe photo by photo.

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The Ham Burger

The Ham Burger

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