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Update: Chris Complains He's Not Being Trolled Enough Anymore

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The Sweetheart Search is OVER

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the attraction sign

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According to WHOIS, Cwcville.us is registered to "Joshua Moon" under "Lolcow LLC"

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he's going to fuck the fuck out of this thing

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[fixed links] Chris' Tweets (and the deleted tweet in the comments)

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My (horrifying) Sonichu medallion

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I found Chris' reason for why he had to ride the bus with the other slow in the minds

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How did I miss this?

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"My mind and psychic superpowers has been off-the-charts" -- random Sonicfag

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Look what i saw at Goodwill today

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Pickle Juice Vodka Shots, for when the big man (child) kicks the bucket

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Following on from his GameStop sighting, Chris paints his Poke Ball Plus (and decreases it's monetary value)

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Apparently Chris bought this Transformer as the box for it was shown in one of the photos in Chris’ recent tweet on Cole.

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ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG HENSHIN!

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Chris's debt hearing moved up to July 3rd, explaining increased begging and "heart attacks"

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Chris shows off his toys... and the filthy carpet

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Chris is still begging for $600 instead of getting a job

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Mrs. Obama! Get Down! He's gonna say the N word!

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Who would win?

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flair yourselves

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Due to popular demand, I present to you all my new Rosechu OC!

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I drew rosechu

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That time Chris got banned from Lulu

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Chris sent Sockness a little present

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Chris says pony Null will die in Merge while Idea Guys will live

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Sonichu being a good parent to his son so I can practice expressions

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Righteous nags Chris to make a Poppy Pipopapo Rosechu...

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So Righteous spent $150+ just to ass-kiss Chris... wtf...

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Chris Chan's Parents met at Matt's British Pub (Courtesy of the Richmond Public Library)

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Chris explains what his CWC-ism, Neurotypically Hindered, means

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So Righteous dragged DesmondisAmazing to the CWC hellhole... (no pun intended)

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The abandoned gazebo in the backyard as a TSSSF card

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Sockness is back on reddit again

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Now you could buy your own DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS on eBay...

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Liquid Chris TSSSF card

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It is a story of many, but begins with one...

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Something silly I thought up - what would the average CWCVille soldier look like?

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Decided to redraw the famed BUT DURING THE STONE AGE scene as a test, but with a twist

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Chris Chan hard at work promoting his stolen content card game

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Sonichu mentioned in a Looper video

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What did Chris mean by "Boyo PinClock-Cushion"?

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Part 37 coming soon and other updates

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"I could push the head into the hole. But it was really smelly there, and I have just bathed."

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Hold up, he watches his own doc? That is so meta XD

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Sonee and Rosey Wall of Fail: Continued

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finally found a way to watch the geno doc

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For a second I thought Chris Chan had actually made it onto the New York Times crossword puzzle

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Can anyone tell me what "eye-teeth" means?

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I always thought Charlie Cox would play a good Chris Chan. Who would your casting choices for the movie be?

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Beggars can't be choosers. Unless they're from CWCville.

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Posted before Chris said the merge was going to happen ?

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became curious about how much Praetor had made by selling the Sonichu medallion through Etsy. As of February 2021, there have been 285 sales at $25, so about $7125 has gone through the shop

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Chris is paying 7 Patreon users. Not "Following", simping.

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GREEDY CORPORATE EXECUTIVES!!!

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I’m just chillin’ ...in CWCville

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Was watching Restaurant Impossible and I knew I recognized that man's shirt.

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This rant got really weird

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For those wondering what the Warhol/Chris chan book cover looks like. I really should have guessed it. I want to believe it Piela peels

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Yakuza 8 Boss Fight Leaked

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