Jizz

She's gonna need more than a minute

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Look but never touch

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There's no one like you in the world...

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When everyone knows...

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Keep tugging it

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Is she's laughing at it, you're not getting laid.

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Sometimes, words are not needed...

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Beta males need to be told constantly...

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You know a beta male is really pathetic when...

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At least she found a use for that pathetic thing...

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Probably both...

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It's a happy time for all

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Highway to the friendzone...

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This is how your weekend starts

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For some, this a nightmare. For you, though, it's your beta boi dreams come true

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Amirite? Amirite?

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Harsh but true

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It's better than nothing

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Not only is it small, but you're a two tug chump

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Oh they are true...

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Those words you hate to hear

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It truly does...

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A rose by any other name

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Nice try, but you were never gonna get her once she saw your useless clit.

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Even your own hand is reluctant to touch that thing...

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It truly is...

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Sing it out loud

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The truth comes out once your pants are off...

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Shoutout to our mate Microman66

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You all know how this goes, I'm sure

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No Pussy for beta bois with dinky dicks

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You better self-isolate...

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Membership has no rewards

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It's a harsh call

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Batman has his kryptonite, it seems.

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Time is precious

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Now that's small...

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Word gets around...

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Better than nothing

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Ouch

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Take her advice, dinky dick.

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Not for you

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Another unsatisfied customer

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Seriously

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You're full of surprises

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Even Mrs. Palmer is not impressed.

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She's no carebear that's for sure

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It does suck

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Love doesn't conquer everything

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Talk is all you have

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She's just thinking of you

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You tried getting her drunk

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Some women love to tease

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she's all thumbs

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She's just curious

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Damn, there goes the surprise.

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Try gaining a few inches

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Someone call a taxi

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The Force won't fix this one

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Compensation

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