Jizz

A bottle opener my grandfather bought 30 years ago and gave me today. Thank you, old pervert! [NSFW]

funny

So I blacked out on Friday, woke up the next morning with these on my phone... Successful night? I think so (she's using a wine bottle on the other girl)

nsfw

/b/ looks after OP's water bottle

4chan

Anon gets his dick trapped in a bottle

4chan

Awesome fan painting of Heidi Klum almost nude, playing a Game Boy | Terrible fan painting of Danny DeVito almost nude, jerking off a wine bottle

FiftyFifty

Beer drinkers, this is important (for science): cans or bottles?

gonewild

Built like a coke bottle, hips like handle bars [F]

gonewild

[50/50] A bottle of shampoo getting pulled out of a guy's ass covered in shit [NSFW] [NSFL] | A gif of a very happy dog.

FiftyFifty

[50/50] Grandma chugs from beer bong | Grandma shows off where she can fit beer bottle (NSFW)

FiftyFifty

It's supposed to be a wine bottle holder.

funny

[50/50] Wine bottle opener inserted into urethra (NSFW/L) | Miranda Kerr's photoshoot pics (NSFW)

FiftyFifty

[50/50] Baby otter drinking from a bottle in a car in a no park zone |Large dragon brutally rapes a car in a no-park zone (NSFW)

FiftyFifty, noisygifs, dragonsfuckingcars, Volkswagen, rule34, 195

We went for sushi. This was our sake bottle. Apparently, our server drew it herself. (NSFW)

Marvel

Lemme see your bottle rocket [f] (banner)

gonewild, Openpanel

[50/50] Guy sticks bottle up his ass and it breaks (NSFW/L) | Otter gets a slam dunk (SFW)

FiftyFifty

As (f)ar as I can get the shampoo bottle in

gonewild

[50/50] Science nerds blew up a bottle of ketchup in the highschool chem lab | The alphabet of death (NSFW)

FiftyFifty

Step one help friend put together daughters new Christmas gift. Step two open a bottle of whiskey. Lastly improvise while she's still away. NSFW

funny, fresh_funny, ConfusedBoners, TrollXChromosomes

A Cambodian boy stands in front of Angkor Wat and finishes the water from a thrown-away bottle before collecting it [1024x683]

HumanPorn, travel

[50/50]Woman cuts off fingers in a failed stunt(NSFL)/Champaign bottle accident(Not-NSFW)

FiftyFifty

Pantene's NEW Shampoo Bottle

NSFWFunny, ImGoingToHellForThis

NSFW She's all class, even down to the $3.99 bottle of wine

trashy

oops! she dropped the bottle... [gif]

HappyEmbarrassedGirls

How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew

funny, noisygifs, Unexpected, fresh_funny

I bet a bottle of Moscato was involved

milf, dailymilf, OnlyHotMilfs

This bottle of Armenian brandy is shaped like a penis

mildlyinteresting, newsokunomoral, OpIsAFag, ATBGE

The local museum is overflowing with new bottle opener designs.

ImGoingToHellForThis

Red neck bottle cap holders.

trashyboners

[50/50] Guy sticks bottle up his [****] and it breaks (NSFW/L) | Otter gets a slam dunk (SFW)

FiftyFifty

[50/50] Guy sticks bottle up his [****] and it breaks (NSFW/L) | Otter gets a slam dunk (SFW)

FiftyFifty

Chugging a bottle of water

instant_regret

The last night of vacation is (f)or fucking and drinking straight from the bottle

gonewild, feet, BestFreePorn

[NSFW] Okay, you've got a chicken wing, a bottle of booze, and a pistol, but no pockets... How do you carry them all?

trashy, Whiskyporn

Pom bottle

LipsThatGrip, Objects, dildo, HugeDildos

Detox's new side gig as a Latvian beer bottle model

rupaulsdragrace

Can I be your jean-ie in a bottle?

OhNoMomWentWild, Masub

My dad has worn thick coke-bottle glasses all his life, and he recently got corrective surgery so he no longer needs to wear glasses. Family members keep asking me what he looks like now, so this is the picture I send them.

TheSimpsons

Smashing a beer bottle on his head

instant_regret, Whatcouldgowrong, whitepeoplegifs, gifs, ANormalDayInRussia

Let's see, what can we do with this oversized wine bottle, oh I know

trashyboners, datbuttfromthefront, fyeahdrunksluts

Spin the bottle

Hotchickswithtattoos, ifyouhadtorankthem, GroupOfNudeGirls, lineups, ghostnipples

she does this every time someone buys her a bottle of fiji water

AssholeBehindThong, u_greenpop306224, SocialMediachicks, assfordays

Bashful beach babe brings bottle of booze

HappyEmbarrassedGirls, TheCoverUp

Just finished work and got a bottle of vodka. If only I had a cock inside me as well....

traps

a bottle of vodka is the way to this asgardian’s heart (f)

gonewild, u_lord12_64

How Classy...Smoking A Cigarette While Taking Pics Of A Guy Shoving A Bottle In Her Twat

trashyboners, u_bigdieseldick1982, smokingfetish, bottlefuckinggirls, u_whatilike2019

A genuinely unique way of carrying your water bottle while jogging.

gifs, whitepeoplegifs, waterniggas, UpvotedBecauseButt, boobbounce, UpvotedBecauseBoobs, CasualJiggles, bigtitsinbikinis, BreedingMaterial, JuicyBrazilians, BouncingTits, BetterEveryLoop, u_sonsuz48

WVU students injure dog by throwing beer bottles around town. Thread is full of similar stories

fuckthesepeople

Heard there was a challenge going around, grabbed a full bottle

broslikeus

Sharing a bottle with Akali (Damian)

Rule34LoL, u_reddfouralt

Some Fresh Tiddy Milk in a Bottle

hentai

Three chicks with their tits out and a bottle of corona ... best joke wins a prize*

StraightGirlsPlaying, fuckyeahdrunksluts, PublicFlashing, u_GaloreOPorn

Offering a Sip from her Bottle

SportsHentai, CedehsHentai

Momo and Ochako, bottle game dare [hashgrij]

BokuNoEroAcademia, u_todayimboredlol, yuri, u_spare_revolution

I know you guys love comparisons, so here's me vs my refillable water bottle! ☀️

MassiveCock, foreskin, u_MindASeat, ThickDick, penis, SmegmaLovers, NSFWgayporn, u_SoNasty01, u_Neobotty, Onlyfans_Promo, u_likeemthicktostretch, cockcompare

Started homebrewing when lockdown started, here’s my vanilla porter!? Now I have more beer than I’ll ever be able to drink and friends leave my place with all the bottles they can carry, as long as they promise to return the swingtops...

showerbeer

Anyone up for a water bottle? (30)

DadsAndBoys

filmed my first time putting in a buttplug!thank you to everyone who suggested lube (I used like half a bottle) [18f]

gonewild, VerticalGifs, u_eddie_2344, u_MatsonSummer2020

Putting alcohol in a sun screen bottle is all fun until you try and use it

Artistic_Hentai, hentai_global, u_gleipmist

Spin the bottle with Kim, Ann, Shego, Bonnie, Jessica and Monique. (Phillipthe2) (Gagala) [Kim Possible]

rule34, Mattkara, u_vaultmeatt, HentaiCity, u_BodyBoss2K

Boomer hentai on a bottle of booze (his dick is dazed and very confused)

boomerhentai