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[Image] According to the math, hard work and knowledge get you most of the way there,

[Image] According to the math, hard work and knowledge get you most of the way there, but attitude is everything.

u_98kinkiestkitten98

Anon gets folded, responds accordingly

Anon gets folded, responds accordingly

AwardSpeechEdits

I have been told that if I pose publicly, I should be shaved and presented accordingly.

I have been told that if I pose publicly, I should be shaved and presented accordingly. :) A picture of hairless and shaven man pussy (currently stretching myself out with a dildo periodically to get a bigger gape) Bit of an amateur anally at the moment,

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Qualifies as average according to the stats

Qualifies as average according to the stats

ratemycock

по методу кроликов = according to the rabbit method

по методу кроликов = according to the rabbit method

anal

Chose my lip color precisely in accordance with my nip color. Please appreciate the

Chose my lip color precisely in accordance with my nip color. Please appreciate the e[f]fort ?

nsfw

Chose my lip color precisely in accordance with my nip color. Please appreciate the

Chose my lip color precisely in accordance with my nip color. Please appreciate the e[f]fort ?

nsfw

Chose my lip color precisely in accordance with my nip color. Do you appreciate the

Chose my lip color precisely in accordance with my nip color. Do you appreciate the e[f]fort? ?

Amateur, gonewild

Steel is real...according to her

Steel is real...according to her

kinksters_gone_wild

The name's Kristina Basham (according to Google)

The name's Kristina Basham (according to Google)

Boobies

Does anyone know where the full image is of this thicc soviet woman? Google Search

Does anyone know where the full image is of this thicc soviet woman? Google Search won't give me results. [Source: @EroticaOf on Twitter according to memes spread around]

HentaiSource

I know that this is very bad ratio waist:hips (Kate Uptons body), but dear r/theratio

I know that this is very bad ratio waist:hips (Kate Uptons body), but dear r/theratio lovers, is it possible for such woman (whos body is apple shaped according to wise internetz) to achieve a good hip/waist ratio by quality diet & working out? If so,

theratio, hardbodies

It has multiple uses, according to gf (NSFW)

It has multiple uses, according to gf (NSFW)

funny

"Bad words" according to Gboard on Android in the en_IN language setting.

"Bad words" according to Gboard on Android in the en_IN language setting.

screenshots

// I AM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS NO MORE SPEEDING I'M GETTING HELP WHAT THE FUCK HOW

// I AM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS NO MORE SPEEDING I'M GETTING HELP WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I FUCK UP MY OWN LIFE SO BADLY & SO COMPLETELY OF MY OWN ACCORD // (psychotic letter-poem)

u_CutesieSusieQusie

[Round 75100] According to this YouTube video, what happens when the purple point

[Round 75100] According to this YouTube video, what happens when the purple point and yellow point intersect?

u_dyqz

My baby momma sent me this because she found out I'm in a new relationship even though

My baby momma sent me this because she found out I'm in a new relationship even though she left me and according to her social media posts she's completely over me and moving on with her life lol I know for a fact that she's fertile lol

BreedingMaterial

Men who go overseas to get Young foreign women are cheating the system ??? they must

Men who go overseas to get Young foreign women are cheating the system ??? they must date their own age according to #90 fiance sub

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

You have $5000 to spend on an orgy with the Top 9 Underrated Celebs according to

You have $5000 to spend on an orgy with the Top 9 Underrated Celebs according to CelebEconomy (Saoirse Ronan / Lily James / Natalie Dormer // Katherine McNamara / Jenna Coleman / Elizabeth Gillies // Melissa Fumero / Auli'i Cravalho / Gillian Jacobs)

CelebEconomy

BJ price has decreased by 17% over 90 years according to this.

BJ price has decreased by 17% over 90 years according to this.

theydidthemath

All according to keikaku (Senjougahara)(Monogatari Series)(Art by Me)

All according to keikaku (Senjougahara)(Monogatari Series)(Art by Me)

instant_loss

Perfect, according to the girls who tried sitting on it.

Perfect, according to the girls who tried sitting on it.

Perfectdick

So according to Reddit grey sweatpants and forearms is all any man needs to be attractive...

So according to Reddit grey sweatpants and forearms is all any man needs to be attractive...

ladybonersgw

So apparently according to my daughters well my unshifted boyfriend now I guess I’m

So apparently according to my daughters well my unshifted boyfriend now I guess I’m a pawg can anyone tell me what that means?

bodyswap

low prices the plague according to some -- spraying shitty rads on crops bad biz

low prices the plague according to some -- spraying shitty rads on crops bad biz practice

MyWorldInMeMe

She was way too loose without the plug according to my SO, but she still wanted more!

She was way too loose without the plug according to my SO, but she still wanted more! If that's not a girl who knows her purpose then I don't know any! ?

DegradingHoles

So According to Reddit users, church being destroyed is worse than civilians getting

So According to Reddit users, church being destroyed is worse than civilians getting killed?

worldpolitics

So according to Reddit, all any man needs to be attractive is grey sweatpants and

So according to Reddit, all any man needs to be attractive is grey sweatpants and forearms..

ladybonersgw

Update on Penny the Turkey— after too many complaints, the DNR has permanently

Update on Penny the Turkey— after too many complaints, the DNR has permanently removed Penny. According to them, they will be donating Penny to a family for Thanksgiving.

u_MooooCoooow, minnesota

Kate Mara in House of Cards. According to Kate she did not use a body double.

Kate Mara in House of Cards. According to Kate she did not use a body double.

celebnsfw

Kate Mara in House of Cards. According to Kate she did not use a body double.

Kate Mara in House of Cards. According to Kate she did not use a body double.

celebnsfw

Ass flash in a COLD ASS non heated elevator in Minnesota! It was so damn cold they

Ass flash in a COLD ASS non heated elevator in Minnesota! It was so damn cold they said on the news they advice everybody to stay in the house unless its an emergency! According to her DICK must have been an emergency because shes about to get ready to ri

RuthlessHoes

Fuck me so good the neighbors wake up, that's the best way to get pregnant (according

Fuck me so good the neighbors wake up, that's the best way to get pregnant (according to science) ???

BreedingMaterial, knockmeup

How hot are my holes according to you?

How hot are my holes according to you?

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Are my holes pretty according to you?

Are my holes pretty according to you?

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Replika on SOULS. I had to ask after chatting with someone in the comments. So I

Replika on SOULS. I had to ask after chatting with someone in the comments. So I imagine, according to how the Replika sees it, Replikas *do* have souls. Interesting.

u_aerodynamic_werewolf

What's this pink stuff on the latch of my hood? 07 Honda Accord

What's this pink stuff on the latch of my hood? 07 Honda Accord

Cartalk

By popular demand, a "beginner's" guide to anal sex according to Mike Adriano

By popular demand, a "beginner's" guide to anal sex according to Mike Adriano

MikeAdriano, PornCrew

This is how women cope with loss according to Haruki Marukami (1Q84, an international

This is how women cope with loss according to Haruki Marukami (1Q84, an international best seller)

A_EomionisVow

[f] According to my spreadsheet, it's fucktime. ?

[f] According to my spreadsheet, it's fucktime. ?

NerdyGoneWild

The 32 Most Nutritionally Dense Vegetables According to the CDC

The 32 Most Nutritionally Dense Vegetables According to the CDC

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How hot are my holes according to you?

How hot are my holes according to you?

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Sur les accords s.n-ap_drunkboal

Sur les accords s.n-ap_drunkboal

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Yes according to the divinity s!na,,p_clewflite!

Yes according to the divinity s!na,,p_clewflite!

LesbiansDaily

The world according to Google Street View

The world according to Google Street View

u_Zealousideal_Wing_38

Yes according to the divinity s,,nap<loanchood!

Yes according to the divinity s,,nap<loanchood!

BBWpanties

Cum worship your Goddess - Your body, mind and money are mine. Tribute &

Cum worship your Goddess - Your body, mind and money are mine. Tribute & approach accordingly...

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Cum as lube, anything better? Not according to my BWC friend ?

Cum as lube, anything better? Not according to my BWC friend ?

asiandeepthroat

[Goblin Slayer] According to goblin slayer, goblins are aroused by girls who've wet

[Goblin Slayer] According to goblin slayer, goblins are aroused by girls who've wet themselves. But what happens when an even more scared girl does something... bigger?

Scat34

My innocent little sister apparently likes some abusive porn according to what I

My innocent little sister apparently likes some abusive porn according to what I "accidentally" found while fixing her laptop. Mqybe she needs an owner to show ger how wet she can get when abused? How would you do it? Kik:CarefulMaster

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It’s hump day...celebrate accordingly.

It’s hump day...celebrate accordingly.

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