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Sorry Homer..

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I don't know why, but I think the crazy does it for me.

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Doggy style for you.

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Googly eyes

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I would eat her up

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Hiss

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oh yes

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It would be so wicked.

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[X-post from /r/WTF] not bad but i think i would come in from behind NSFW

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Totally, imagine what it would feel like on your balls while throat deep??

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Soooo hot, even with a Glasgow smile.

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Dragon age morrigan

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Yolandi has my <3

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Going to see Evil Dead tonight...

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Bikini Bottom Girls

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Maybe skip the blowjob.

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Chasing the Green Fairy

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I'd really have to trust her.

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You’re in the Army now…

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Any Magic fans? Yeah, Elesh Norn

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Could you fuck them with the masks on. I could. more in comments

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puddle

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Something about when she gives that fake wink in the commercial makes me simultaneously horny and hate her

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Teeth (2007) w/ chainmail condom

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The wife of a tattoo artist from the early 1900s. [Via /r/HistoryPorn]

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I could probably stay away from her tail barb

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This giantess

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The Borg queen

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Miss Sputnick

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I've always had a thing for girls that are smarter than me...

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I love ass.

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Glamorous ape woman (video source in comments)

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An apparent meth user and dealer from r/trashy. Ya, you would.

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I love muscles.

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Hannah

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For years, this photo has captivated me...

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I would totally... I think something is wrong with me.

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Ever since I watched this show. Definitely

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Blowjobs would be interesting

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I'd fuck her feet.

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Mmmmm mmmm moooooo

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Xpost from gaming.

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As a Jew I have a hard time admitting this...

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Fuck yeah, I'd hit it.

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I told you guys I have a problem...

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Princess Toadstool

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“Soul Taker”

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Gozer the Gozerian

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Rita most definitely does not repulse me.

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Hands

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North Korean Traffic Cop

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I think I'll call in sick today...

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This petrol tank.

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This couch tho..

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Wood totally fuck

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IDGAF that's a fine ass statue.

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Coco Bandicoot

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Flies as portrayed by mid-2000s Disney Channel (six-years-older Maggie in particular)

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