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How to keep the flies off the bride at an Italian wedding Keep a bucket of shit next to her
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Did you hear about the Coldplay concert in China last weekend? It was all yellow.
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Wanna hear a pun about long hair? Rapunzel.
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![[Spelling Bee] -Your word is phlegm -Can you use it in a sentence? *loudly clears](https://i.imgur.com/MfePLxPm.jpg)
[Spelling Bee] -Your word is phlegm -Can you use it in a sentence? *loudly clears throat for 5 minutes*
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A triangle exploded and a piece hit me. It was a 60-debris angle.
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I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night. I wanted it to be special
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My mom recently bought a Jesus shaped flashlight When I asked her why she said: So whenever someone says "I can't see" I can be like "here, let Jesus light the path"
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I think r/jokes may be glitched Top of all time and new both show the same jokes
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Is that mine? I was walking down the street when I saw black guy with a laptop. Is that mine? I thought. It looks exactly like mine... but that can't be... Mine should be at home cleaning my shoes.
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What is Jeb Bush's campaign slogan? Third time's the charm
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Put the punchline in the title. How do you piss off a redditor?
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Got disoriented and walked into the wrong classroom. Didn't want to look stupid so I just went ahead and switched majors.
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Islam is a race. Because it's inbreeds fucking each other.
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Dad and son A son asks his father "Why does my bum hurt" while the father replies "Because I love you son"
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A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas. The vet says: 'I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down.' The man is incredulous and asks why. The vet says: 'Because he's far too heavy.'
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If you hear the words "oh yeah, suck it" coming from my bedroom, it's probably just me vacuuming.
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The Presidential Debate We don't know if Hillary is telling the truth, and we're hoping Trump isn't
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Two fish are in a tank... One is driving, and the other is manning the guns.
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