Jizz

So, what will you say to her when you meet this stunning blonde on the beach?

beach

So this is what happens when you open that cap on your car that says "DO NOT OPEN WHEN HOT"

pics, WTF

Titles were so much easier, when I could just say (F)irst.

gonewild

So I was drinking water when this scene popped up. Needless to say, the water did not stay in my mouth for long.

anime

When I try to upload album it says "You should check that URL" so I dono.. I will just upload a couple more.. Sorry for spamming.. =(

gonewild

So the 4chan in me came out when I saw the drinkify post today. Gotta say...

Music

UPDATE #4 so as my gf is on the plane ride back home, I get this pic from a number I don't know saying "your gf is a lot of fun when she's drunk, we had a good time with her, thanks"

Cuckold

So I found my 13 year old sister's browser history when I got her old chromebook. Needless to say, many laughs ensued. [possibly NSFW?]

funny

When I actually suggest to someone that we have sex from here they flake out and get scared...It was fun fellas but my hubby is pretty good at finding guys for me. So I guess I may be saying goodbye.

wifesharing

So hard to workout when these guys want to say hello (f) <3

gonewild

So when a woman says: "I don't want to have sex with you because it's obscene and indecent", in reality she means: "I don't want to have sex with you because you are an inferior man". Remember: a decent woman is just an uninterested woman

maledom

So that's the only situation in which feminists will clearly say they're inferior: when trying to be accepted by the superior Men they need and prefer

maledom

When your bottom eyes say "elegant", but your top eyes say "I'm so high right now".

stevenuniverse

When she can do this so it's impossible to ever say no to her

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So, since female "superiority" is how good are women about and at their biological inferiority, then when this subreddit says how inferior and worthless are women, it's saying how perfect, and "superior" and "beautiful" and lovely they can be to superior

maledom

When someone makes a request (you know who you are) and it's for something I just so happen to have sitting here on my phone....well, how can I say no? Though it may not look like it, you DO know I have an upper body...;)

gonewild30plus

Say hello to Terrance. Daddy bought him for me to cuddles when I sleep over. HE'S SO SQUISHY! <3

littlespace

When you can't even pay your bills so you say {f}uck it and have fun

gonewild

[NSFW] When your hot co-worker says "it's so small and it looks so old" :(

MechanicalKeyboards

When the boss says bend over I do so. [F]

gonewildcolor

When the boss says bend over I do so. [F]

gonewild

When the boss says bend over I do so. [F]

ass

(M) and you saying the messages on here yeah. Because they made it seem.like it was Olivia so when she.was saying it's Olivia on that Fake FB page .But we know it's savannah bra she was saying I see you on Reddit FOLLOW the signs. Ill.just go to the polic

gonewild

[F] Everyone was so kind this morning when I posted I knew I had to come back tonight to say thank you

gonewild

[F] My hubby thinks I'm so "hot" when I smile... he took this candid shot while I was having fun with him. He says I should post it because I look good.

gonewild, wifesharing

So when he gave me a book of my little pony stickers.....I informed him they were going to cover my computer thing. He didn't say no *giggles* now I can game and look at my best friends!

littlespace

I just wanted to say thank you to this sub for being the first to truly show me so much love and appreciation when i first started and I was chubbier with lots of self esteem issues. Yal helped me more than you know, I LOVE YOU!!❤❤ heres an oldie but a go

chubby, u_therapistGetsSocial

My wife says the guy in this photo (on R) looks just like her first boyfriend, Tony -- especially his cock. She said when Tony was flaccid he never got smaller than this, and then told me to create a comparison of me when soft - so here it is! Most embarr

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Its hard to flirt with someone via sports metaphor when it feels like you're constantly falling apart physically. I think I jinxed myself by saying that I feel fine most of the time despite being fat because after saying that, its not so much true. Also,

u_slopbotch

Every time I wear a tight, see through top I get so many people saying "I love inverted nipples", when I actually have normal nips and my top is just squishing the fuck out of them ?‍♀️ (From Twitter)

messyjessie58

Corn. Upvote corn so corn is first corn when someone says corn

worldpolitics

I’ll be so happy when you join my OnlyFans ? It means the world to me knowing I have so much support xx See you there soon, come say hi!

OnlyFans101

I’ll be so happy when you join my OnlyFans ? It means the world to me knowing I have so much support xx See you there soon, come say hi!

onlyfansgirls101

So I found my old bustier from when I was an A cup. Needless to say, being a DDD now makes it look better. See just how much better for just $5 on my OnlyFans! No PPV and I answer all DMs there!

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When daddy came back from the gym, he was furious I hadn’t taken the trash out. So he told me to get in all fours and did this to me with his Muscle Milk. He says next time he will insert the entire bottle in my poor little boy cunt.

uphisbutt

We had met her a year or so before when she wanted her first FMF experience. We kept in touch but then one night she texted saying she really wanted to be tied up, blindfolded and used for our pleasure. We were more then happy to obliged her.

Swingersgw, Owasso4play

[m] 31 an accidental shot when turning off the camera from some posing before the gym. Not bad if I do say so myself.

Workoutgonewild

When you think ur intimidating but ur sub says u so smol and cute

gentlefemdom

In her song Break Free, Goddess says "This is the part when I break free / 'Cause I can't resist it no more." I have edged myself to this specific line so many times that I now instinctually get pathetically, insanely aroused when I hear the song come on,

churchofarianagrande

How I present myself to my brother when our parents are gone for the weekend (: Can I just say I'm so glad that incest is less frowned upon these days. I LOVE fucking my brother and don't apologize for it.

Incestconfessions, jerkofftomymom, Slut, u_GangbeatsFR

When I wanted to use the App to shapeshift my neighbour (82) so she'll accompany me to a party, she rejected all my proposals. Finally, she took my phone, saying she would take care of it herself. And I must admit that she did particularly well! My buddie

OldAgeRegression

Oh yes dear, that's so good. You've got such a talented tongue. Can you imagine what your husband will say when he finds out you've been going down on his mother?

MsStealYourGirl

He may or may not have been the reason I was not wearing panties after being a tease. It may or may not have made me so horny I snuck a pic when I got the chance. So I may or may not be saying that if you get me horny enough I’ll sneak cute pics for you ?

needysluts

My bully forces me to record my girlfriend's hips and send it to him when he is out of town. He says that: "I might be not there for now, but you know that I will be back. So you better do whatever I say."

bangmybully

My bully forces me to take creepshots of my girlfriend and send it to him when he is out of town. He says that: "I might be not there for now, but you know that I will be back. So you better do whatever I say."

bangmybully, mommybully, CruelCaptions

When I went to get the paper the guy walking his dog was so talkative...when I see him with his wife they barely say hi. Wonder whats up....

pokies

When I went to get the paper the guy walking his dog was so talkative...when I see him with his wife they barely say hi. Wonder whats up....

pokies

so i posted in r/lostredditors about this girl who posted here saying "let's have some fucking friday fun", and when i check the comments... bruh

fridaynightfunkinnsfw